@japlan.bsky.social
“There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”
Cheers to our failed nation. We’ll get em next time
05.07.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STOP THE COUNT
25.06.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I will give Joe my prostate so he can run again
22.05.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The next generation of kids when they hear the name Kennedy will think of eugenics instead of JFK.
23.04.2025 18:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good thing they’ll have American factory jobs to fall back on
23.04.2025 04:28 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christians say he has risen to make fun of Jews for eating unleavened bread for a week
20.04.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLEASE🙏
17.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I honestly think trump will be the first president to violate the third amendment
15.04.2025 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like it could be any day now
11.04.2025 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly knowing the history of the mariners I’m surprised this is only the third time
09.04.2025 17:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow Chicago!
#HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne
(🎥 Marco Foster)
Riggs is the Democratic incumbent in the race for a state Supreme Court seat. After she narrowly won the race, her Republican opponent, Judge Jefferson Griffin, challenged tens of thousands of votes. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/all...
05.04.2025 13:00 — 👍 5448 🔁 1909 💬 173 📌 54Yankees! With BEARDS!! What hasn’t trump taken from us
04.04.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really think we should’ve let him run with the inject bleach idea
03.04.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so sorry you have to watch the wizards you’ll be in my prayers
03.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does that mean it’s going to get less stupid
03.04.2025 04:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crawford has just gotten an unprecedented mandate rename Wisconsin to wokesconsin
02.04.2025 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well as a left handed person…
26.03.2025 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is round or something
25.03.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Three tvs set up with price is right on the middle tv
Only correct way to watch the price is right
20.03.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just read the JFK files turns out he was vaccinated
19.03.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lay up of shock and despair
19.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0B1G west football is back and they’re playing basketball
16.03.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
14.03.2025 22:24 — 👍 47944 🔁 11365 💬 1323 📌 946
Durbin is rumored to be a yes on the CR cloture vote, if you are an Illinois resident take 2 minutes and send one of these, some staffer is at least going to tally the emails before the vote: www.durbin.senate.gov/contact
13.03.2025 23:41 — 👍 11 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 4This country is at a level of fucked once thought impossible
13.03.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0911 was the most successful terrorist attack because one way or another it led to this countries current collapse.
08.03.2025 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once you realize that this war on woke is just the dying gasp of people who can’t handle they’re not cool doesn’t make life easier but does make it so much more embarrassing for conservatives. They’ve become foot soldiers and slaves for the rich simply because they can’t handle being irrelevant.
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