august

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.

Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

"You actually cried playing a video game?"

The game:

#whitecollar #nealcaffrey #peterburke

200+ scientists are in the middle of a marathon livestream to show why weather and climate science is so important and needs all our help to continue.

It is here: wclivestream.com/watch

A digital painting of the character Peter Burke (from the show White Collar) kneeling dejectedly, holding a bloodied jacket in his limp hand. He is sitting in an elevator, and in the mirrored wall we see Neal Caffrey, with blood on his temple, being carried off in a stretcher. The piece is dark and moody, with the only bright, saturate color being the blood on Neal’s head.

The last moment from Emergency Stop (archiveofourown.org/works/64716478) by @bookishblob.bsky.social which was just too painful (in the best way)

Id be way more unstoppable if i had the ability to write while laying down on my side so my back and hips didn’t throw absolute temper tantrums

JUST MAKE SOME STUFF YOU'LL FEEL A BIT BETTER

Dumb but true Monday morning reminder

A digital drawing made to look like it was done with conte crayon, from a scene in White Collar season 4 episode 1. Mozzie is facing Neal, who has his back to the camera, on a background that features a pale orange plaster wall topped in white, and a narrow glimpse of greenery and ocean before an expansive blue sky. Across the white and orange of the wall are the words “you run, I run.”

mozzie and neal’s friendship means so much to me. soulmates of all time. do not separate.

I wonder if my neighbors judge me when they just see my arm sticking out a window on a rainy day

@idkimoutofideas.bsky.social I enjoy the fact that we both have our regular tumblrs and our fandom specific tumblrs. It’s like being really niche superheroes who go to the same park to feed birds (a thought I had earlier but no platform to share it on hahaha)

An illustration of a scene from the White Collar episode “Unfinished Business.” Sara Ellis is lying in bed, holding a gun, trying to peek over her shoulder at the intruder in her home, who is silhouetted sneaking in through the open doorway, features barely visible. Light streaks across the bed from a window, highlighting Sara dramatically. text in shades of red reads “Neal Caffrey and Sara Ellis star in” at the top and “Unfinished Business” in large cursive letters across the bottom.

Neal Caffrey and Sara Ellis star in Unfinished Business

A preliminary sketch for a poster for the white collar episode “Free Fall,” in a style resembling vintage movie posters. On a blue background, Neal Caffrey is standing on the orange awning as he makes his escape; behind his head hangs the pink diamond necklace he was framed for stealing, blown up large so the diamond pendant is as wide as he is. To his left is the looming face of Agent Fowler, his head as tall as Neal. To Neal’s right, are the faces of the rest of the white collar cast; the largest is Peter, then Mozzie and Elizabeth, and finally Hughes, Agent Cruz, and Agent Jones. Above them all, within the chain of the necklace, Neal is pictured in prison piecing together the shredded transcripts. Shreds of paper, including the partially pieced together sections that show the FBI letterhead, overlap the top of the composition, fading to white at the top. Near the bottom, across the orange awning and Neal’s legs, are the words “The Great Escape” in capital, 3D block letters. The subheading says “a white collar installment” and finally at the very bottom are the names of the cast, last names printed in a narrow black serif font, and first names written blue in cursive.

@bookishblob.bsky.social a more home screen friendly version for you :)

@gingerlily1441.bsky.social 👀👀

I want to love Robin and Barney, but I cannot forgive Barney for proposing to her on TEDS BIG NIGHT!!!! WHY!!!! What a fucking shit move to make there was absolutely no reason to make it so they both missed such a big event????????? And make it a shit night for him, ruining his life long dream??????

A radical skeleton telling you "Just start. You don't need permission. Art, craft, 2nd book, cake, writing, that show, any new skill, making friends. If it sucks, ask for help. The time will pass anyway"

oh my goodness it’s gorgeous on all levels. I bet the wig irl looks amazing and so does your friend!!

Oh these are fuckin lovely!!!

Out of curiosity a few weeks ago I looked up the ao3 tab for HIMYM and was a little surprised by many Ted/Barney fics there were.

Rewatching the series again with this in mind? Oh my god yeah they’re so shippable, the show is begging for people to ship them.

I need to work on my poker face bc if I keep wildly grinning every time I watch a fan edit I’m gonna lose my cool and mysterious edge

I had initially bought this head thinking I’d use it for a Pedro custom, but the more I looked at it the more it looked like Matt Bomer. So I decided to do another Neal Caffrey from White Collar custom. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #whitecollar #nealcaffrey

tiktok is going to think I don’t like White Collar content bc I scroll past it so fast but what the algorithm doesn’t understand is I’m not EMOTIONALLY PREPARED to see them and I can’t handle it

A painting, mostly in shades of blue, of the characters Neal Caffrey and Peter Burke sitting face to face next to a table. Neal is suffering from the effects of frostbite: his skin is pale, and his lips and the tips of his fingers are blue. Peter, which his back mostly to the viewer, is massaging warmth back into Neal’s hands. Whatever source of light in the room is blocked by Peter, and so he appears to glow slightly. The light reflects off of tears in Neal’s eyes.

“There was something about the warmth of Peter’s hands as he massaged the feeling back into Neal’s ice cold ones that warmed Neal more than just physically... It brought a faint ache deep in Neal’s throat.”
Deep Roots Are Not Reached By The Frost by stan_of_many:
archiveofourown.org/works/35508133

Sometimes when I’m listening to Taylor Swift and imagining the little scenes of the blorbos, I think about how my ex wasn’t even impactful enough to earn consideration whilst listening to break up songs

The ‘WHITE COLLAR’ reboot series is moving forward and will be shopped to streamers/networks soon

Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay and Tiffani Thiessen are all expected to reprise their roles

(via: @DEADLINE)

matt bomer e jonathan bailey

fellow travelers nation we up!!