JS "Sweet Potato Pie" Carter Gilson //🏳️‍⚧

It's like they think having seen a picture of a 2x4 they can just build a house without paying for lumber.

a cartoon character with a mustache is holding a carton of milk and the words got milk below him Alt: Ned Flanders is holding a carton of milk with milk all over his mustache and "got milk?" below him

I would love for the mustache trend to die. Far too many guys giving Uncle-I-Don't-Trust vibes.

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

hey look you may have helped finance attacks on trans and immigrant rights and the downfall of democracy as well as the protection of a bunch of extremely high profile pedophiles but at least the wordle was good right

Hell, the only reason I talk to teenagers as much as I do is that they're co-workers. I don't talk to them outside of work.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

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and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike🪶

never logging off this torment nexus

of all the people I expected to make excuses for pedophiles, Jesse Singal is certainly one of them

The one on the right definitely looks like they didn't realize they were on camera and just did something embarrassing.

a white cat with a sad look on its face is being held by a person . Alt: a white cat with a sad look on its face, captioned "Awake... But at what cost?"

I am soul tired.

a photo of a papercraft depicting Elephant Mario

a photo of a papercraft depicting a Thromp that has just crushed Mario

hello i think you should follow me because i post little paper creatures ok ty

Okay

Screen capture from a news site (http://wmur.com) reading: TOP PICKS (Photo of Capital rotunda) Senate takes first steps toward ending the government

Sometimes the cut-off is more accurate than the actual headline.

oh hey, do the thing

please.

weekly reminder ⏰💊

He's blocking me. No idea why.

He always looks like his laxative just kicked in.

She was already muted by a list I subbed to, but three posts into her feed I was ready to puke. Blockity block block block.

The post author is standing in their kitchen wearing a maroon t-shirt with a take-out coffee cup reading "gender fluid" and beneath that "my nonbinary ass runs on coffee". Both are in the familiar colors and font of Dunks.

I'm ridiculously happy with how this one turned out. Just $15!

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The post author is standing in their kitchen wearing a maroon t-shirt with a take-out coffee cup reading "gender fluid" and beneath that "my nonbinary ass runs on coffee". Both are in the familiar colors and font of Dunks.

I'm ridiculously happy with how this one turned out. Just $15!

donotwant.us/products/run...

A version of the DC flag in which the two red bars make up the top and bottom bun of a footlong sub. The three stars hover above it like a baffoonish cartoon character who's just been beaned with a sandwich and is about to claim that the fully intact sandwich "exploded."

Sean Dunn should never have to buy his own lunch in this city again.

"Wouldn't you prefer this video shorter and full of pointless jump-cuts?"

Been there. 🫨

let rip the farts of war is this anything

That makes them sound like a cool flute-themed vibrator.

I get how easy it is to point to the literal nazi tattoo, but the us mainstream is so aggressively bought in on military hero worship, it's fucking weird. he re-enlisted! then he signed up with Blackwater! he enjoyed shooting brown people for money!

highway to my comfort zone 🎵

Our neighbor decided that the scariest thing is Christmas in October and is blasting Christmas that you can't avoid at all.

I mean, come on. We used to live in a society.

We are mid-onslaught of #Halloween in our small but weirdly Halloween focused town. A good variety of costumes on the kids this year. Far fewer Elsas so far. It's windy as fuck but it's still quite busy. Probably on track for 300 to 400. But...