Dirt Wizard

We've got the punk calender, might be a thing you could collab on

Telling the generals I just called fat and stupid to depose my political enemies with the soldiers I'm not paying

Arguing that the shadows on the wall of my cave have feelings

Azorius mill is super strong right now, which is why mono red aggro is a necessary evil.

Government is shut down, punks win

King Gizzard fans are the dead heads of our generation

Didn't get raptured this morning but I did accidentally turn the tushy bidet on full blast so I'm pretty sure I saw jesus for a second

I must not fear, fear is the vibe killer

It walks like it just crapped its pants and is looking for a bathroom

Much like Al Pacino in the film heat, I suppose

One of the strangest things to me about politics in america right now is the pervasive use of 4chan slurs entering into mainstream usage.

He grew that mustache to distance his appearance from chareles entertainment cheese

Being able to hate on someone's graveyard recursion for the lowly cost of one (1) green mana at instant speed absolutely rules

I would avoid vintage german at all costs. Repairs are expensive and usually require specfic technicians and replacement parts are usually only available from the original manufacturer. Upkeep will be way more difficult and expensive, toyota you can diy most the time.

You should wash your face first next time

I also yearn for a warriors death

Drinking an ice cold beer is basically the same thing as brushing your teeth

The best cure to drinking too much caffeine is to switch to an ice cold beer

Saw it after a friend gave me big ol weed gummy and almost had a panic attack during the spacewalk 10/10

Literally just mod it to improve the base walking speed and other small quality of life changes if you need to but it runs fine on modern hardware

If the early riser lifestyle were truly desirable you morning folks wouldn't need to rely on coercive tactics to force us honest sleepy heads out of bed

Throw in some cracked Cardamom pods and some vanilla beans in the maceration if you want to get fancy with it

You're doing that thing where you try to sound nuanced and contrarion but actually just end up sounding like a dumbass

Some interesting hand gesturing going on there

This is why red is often times underrated; cheap direct damage can ruin a blue player's day, and that is always a worthwhile pursuit

In Winnipeg listening to a Canadian military vet explain to the bartender that the stances that samurai would take were to compensate for the weight of their armor

Great Lakes Autonomous Free Trade Zone

What flag was on those bombers exactly? Who in the military hierarchy refused this order? Own this and weigh what that means appropriately.

Learned this one the hard way with my Sandman piece