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fuckin idk, idgaf, wtf is this even. slut ever ttyl

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11.11.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

the food is great but there's no atmosphere

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...

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deez nuts"

11.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Good morning Bluesky !

11.11.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

The moral of the store is that the kid is sick as shit and is better than the devil at playing fiddle it fucking rips

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

11.11.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

16.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10153    πŸ” 3008    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 91
11.11.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.11.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
11.11.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

the food is great but there's no atmosphere

...

...

...

deez nuts"

11.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

low polyamory

10.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4341    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 6
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

11.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17843    πŸ” 5412    πŸ’¬ 1099    πŸ“Œ 416
10.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
"Turns out I'm not quite human."

Please watch Call of the Night, it's so good.

"Turns out I'm not quite human." Please watch Call of the Night, it's so good.

The six words any girl longs to hear:

09.11.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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"When I picked up my granddaughter from the federal agents, she had a dirty diaper, a bruise on her face, and was developing a rash. She was exhausted and cried… My heart aches knowing this could happen to others, to my kids, or even me, despite being U.S. citizens.”

08.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6862    πŸ” 3212    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 308

Omg and dry tho?? 😻✨️ I wish pink was my natural color cause it feels like it is every time

09.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being sad girl hours but in your happiest place (hanging with wifey) is such a roller coaster

"im the luckiest girl ever."
moments later
"everyone i care about deserves better from me."
few more moments
"im so loved."
and then
"everyone else had so much more to offer."

shit is stupid

09.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
3.5" floppy disks arranged in a manner to resemble the Transgender Pride Flag

3.5" floppy disks arranged in a manner to resemble the Transgender Pride Flag

trans rights are human rights πŸ’ΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβœŠ #floppydiskart #transgender

20.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 750    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

with snap benefits and grocery prices i disagree.

gas prices aren't too bad rn, maybe we should be throwing that instead

08.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im pretty sick of money...

but the shit head that believes in "retail therapy" in my head isn't

thankfully im broke so i have to rely on real coping skills

anyway, now to go fix a scooter

08.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18115    πŸ” 5968    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 304

Summer lovin
It’s really a blast
Remember when we had
Hope jobs and cash

08.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

if you just avoid thinking about things it's a lot harder to be sad

so think about that. wait no actually...

08.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snugglin @pizzaship.bsky.social and eating pizza and just πŸ₯°

08.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I FUCKIN FOUND IT THANK U JIANSKETCH ON TWITTER FOR MY FAVE VIDEO EVER

07.11.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is complete hogwash

06.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6556    πŸ” 1903    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 165

ur so very pretty

06.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post egg

06.11.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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Good morning Bluesky !

06.11.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1276    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

lol

06.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14079    πŸ” 4317    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 82
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a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses has the word omg on its chest ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses has the word omg on its chest

@tenspd.bsky.social GOT THE 2XKO WITH THE AHRI ON AHRI KISS???

06.11.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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