Ben

The land of bland and generic hotel decor

All this rain can go fuck itself. Sun please. I’ll even settle for overcast.

Oh, it’s about my expectation rather than experience. (And I’m sure you’re not scary!) I think younger LGBTQ people may feel differently about this, but for millennials and older, there’s often a strong sense of self preservation in these kinds of contexts.

Yesterday I posted about hiding from trades when they visit the house and it’s for exactly this reason! Good for you 💪🏻💪🏻

Didn’t die ✅

It’s similar the the weird covers played in Superdrug..

I really dislike that new Jessie Ware song ❌

Does* 🙄🙄🙄

One must always hide from scary straight delivery men, no?!

@twistedrao.bsky.social is ancient completing the ritual of ‘whisper to the appliance before installing’

Please welcome, our new friend, the snappily named WGG254Z1GB. Pray that unlike it’s AEG cousin, it just not eject its contents onto the floor and bleat like a stuck pig 🙏

Bosch. And, fingers crossed!!

Yes. Only 12 months old. Rotten to the CORE!

Goodbye, machine of extreme shitness

The exchange is taking place…

New washing machine being delivered as I type. I’m hiding upstairs whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social deals with the men. Keep following for breaking washing machine news..

Morning!

Who runs this account (😮🤫)

Hello, small friend ❤️

Felix! Blimey (excellent).

I aim to please!

My mum was interviewed about her life twice by my sister not long before she died in 2017. I have tried to listen to the recordings but just cannot. It is the weirdest feeling to hear her voice.

I enjoyed the excessively long section when they basically made people run up and down hills in bad suits whilst sweating

Sorry to hear this :(

You’ve taken sensible refuge!

Stupidly went into the West End this afternoon. Absolutely RIDDLED with cunts.

Morning, happy Saturday!

@twistedrao.bsky.social ‘s favourite..!

Enough of this nonsense, thank you

It’s.. not gelatin 😮🤮