Rob O'loki

okay, now that they've opened the floodgates i'm gonna spend more time on here building my brand and becoming a social media influencer.
first i'm gonna take a nap though.

are you wearing new balance?

miles "one chain" klee

sookie hates capitalism

sookie being extra pitiful because i have to go to work

sookie said i didn’t have to go to work today

biggie smalls being too cute

sookie didn’t want me to go to work today

Ain't no one in a suit coming to save you.

being obtuse is an attractive quality you should definitely keep doing it

this is how you build a bigger tent

check deez nutz

i imagine a world where fdr kept henry wallace as his vice president for the '44 election

i love the internet because anyone can make shit up and post it for the whole world to see

*carly simon voice*

🎵 you're so mid 🎵
🎵 i bet you think this post is about you 🎵

dreading work? simply call out.

that's where pumpkin spice comes from

because i can't draw?

no thoughts, pure vibe

rekt

more like hammer & popsicle amirite

can i come over?

it's called a carolina squat. i'm sorry that i know that.

i am a manly man but plastics make the inside of my butthole itch

my dog woke me up at five and now she wants to go back to bed.

sad reacc only

shouldn’t you be guarding a bridge?

lol this is the best bitch. welcome!

thanks i hate it