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an image of a magic: the gathering card. two tiny wizards are duking it out underneath a table. oracle text: Enter the Dungeon {B}{B} Sorcery Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

they should put this in the arena power cube but it makes you play the subgame in magic online #mtgcube

I'll admit I am exaggerating slightly in that the more common sentiment I've seen is, "This is cool and it makes me think a Dark Crystal SL would be cool," but there's still something I find gross about looking at a cool in-universe thing and immediately finding ways to tie it to a brand crossover.

one of the first points Sam makes in this video is that UB causes the discussions around magic to be about business and branding and you can see this very thing in action by the amount of people looking at that Lorwyn puppet video and going "WOW! but what if this was a dark crystal secret lair?????"

aceless Butcher {2}{B}{B} Creature — Nightmare Horror When this creature enters, exile another target creature. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner’s control. 2/3

this is faceless butcher erasure!

A magic: the gathering board state featuring a Pinnacle Emissary, Kappa Canoneer, a smorgasbord of noncreature artifacts, and several drone tokens being represented by Foot Soldier tokens from Sorcery: Contested Realm

i think my foot soldiers got a little lost.... #sorcerytcg

A 40-card Magic: The Gathering deck laid out on a playmat. All cards are in the old frame. Decklist: 1x Pouncing Jaguar 1x Hidden Gibbons 1x Seal of Strength 1x Emerald Charm 1x Wild Mongrel 1x Aquamoeba 1x Kavu Titan 1x Price of Progress 1x Boomerang 1x Snap 1x Miscalculation 1x Talisman of Curiosity 1x Talisman of Impulse 1x Prodigal Sorcerer 1x Wandering Mind 1x Forbid 1x Wonder 1x Krosan Beast 1x Glen Elendra Archmage 1x Memory Deluge 1x Parallax Tide 1x Arrogant Wurm 1x Mulldrifter 1x Fabled Passage 1x Karplusan Forest 1x Wasteland 1x Terramorphic Expanse 1x Shivan Reef 1x Simic Guildgate 1x Gruul Guildgate 1x Cephalid Colosseum 5x Island 2x Forest 1x Mountain

i know there's a lot of reasons to be all doomer about magic and marvel and lorwyn and shit but there are still a hundred things to love about magic and the the first 99 of them are cube

just in case anyone else is like me and overwhelmingly getting the impression that wizards of the coast does not want them to be excited for Lorwyn

a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a helmet with the number 2 on it Alt: a gif from some anime of a fighter pilot hitting their emergency eject and parachuting away

Had a game at legacy FNM today where my opponent had a turn one The One Ring on the play so on my turn one I drew the game with a Worldgorger Dragon loop

a screenshot of the music streaming app tidal, showing an album supposedly by danish metal legend king diamond. track titles are: SHOT EM DOWN KNOCK SOME HEAD KEEP DISSIN SMOKE SHIT LOW ON THA GROUND ROOMSHAKR the album appears to be misattributed to the metal band instead of the rapper of the same name who actually released it, a fairly common problem on these streaming services

this feels like a stylistic departure but who am i to tell the king what to do

if you're reading this tell your cat i said hi

This sucks. I could swear they gave out wildcards when they banned Brainstorm and Memory Lapse in Historic a couple years back -- Am I just remembering this wrong or did they change this policy?

did you know that phyrexian negator fucking rules?

#osr

i understand and agree with where you are coming from here but we should all be a little more willing to write off the work-stealing, rainforest-exploding, artist-harming apocalypse machine

im too normal to want to engage with a product that willingly collaborates with something called "waifu labs"

assassin's creed: everyone's in color coordinated robes and doing parkour

spidey: everyone's in color coordinated spandex and doing parkour

TMNT: everyone's naked except for color coordinated headbands and doing parkour

star trek: everyone's in a color coordinated jumpsuit and doing this face 🤔

i'd be less miffed about universes beyond if they didn't keep doing franchises where everyone dresses the same and does the same pose

Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token. 2/4

The worst thing about being an enfranchised Magic player is how you can't tell what's a joke anymore.

i hate this damn ass shit ass game but i love this game

A screenshot of the "we'll be right back" screen from the Star City Games stream of the M:TG Regional Championships. A bird's eye view of the main event area that was previously packed with people is now barren, with maybe a dozen or so people scattered playing games of Magic. Most of the tables are completely empty.

i love when event streams have this view of the convention hall. there's something special about the feeling you get when you look up from your or your friend's match and realizing you hadn't noticed how empty the hall had gotten over the last 30 minutes or so. the weekend is over.

everything should have an appendix N #osr

this question from the survey reeks of some stuffy executive who is holding a grudge against either specific creators or creators in general.

gross behavior.

if you think wizards is your friend, no they aren't.

hey random thought but does anyone remember that time every D&D content creator under the sun told their viewers to boycott D&D Beyond and it almost immediately torpedoed the upcoming edition's business model so bad that the rules to D&D became creative commons?

Unearth - B Sorcery Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) Flavor Text: No Prayer for the Dying (1990) Art depicts Eddie the Head bursting from a coffin.

No Prayer for the Dying is the metal equivalent of "This Could Have Been An E-Mail" but at least we got this sick Magic: The Gathering card out of it

i can't wait to buy a playset of these for a buck a piece instead of making myself sad in the secret lair launch today

YouTube video by theironmaidenvault Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke

highlighting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips on days when i feel like it

I'VE LIVED IN FILTH
I'VE LIVED IN SIN
AND I STILL SMELL CLEANER
THAN THE SHIT YOU'RE IN

me right before i go turn one island warp emissary mox opal springleaf drum memnite memnite emry

fucked up that i wont be able to make this joke anymore next year

Q: How many World of Warcraft players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: .... Can't a WeakAura handle that?

A Magic: The Gathering deck laid out on a table, mostly in order of mana value. All cards pictured are in the old frames. Several have Gold Borders. Decklist: 1x Innocent Blood 1x Vendetta 1x Careful Study 1x Seal of Removal 1x Hapless Researcher 1x Gilded Drake 1x Gerrard's Verdict 1x Smother 1x Abeyance 1x Collective Brutality 1x Phyrexian Negator 1x Aura of Silence 1x Intuition 1x Sphinx's Revelation 1x Show and Tell 1x Supreme Verdict 1x Wrath of God 1x Shriekmaw 1x Future Sight 1x Phantom Nishoba 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope 1x Dragonlord Atarka 1x Wurmcoil Engine 1x Verdant Catacombs 1x Marsh Flats 1x Flooded Strand 1x Watery Grave 1x Hallowed Fountain 1x Grand Coliseum 1x Faerie Conclave 1x Reflecting Pool 1x Dromar's Cavern 1x City of Traitors 3x Island 2x Plains 2x Swamp

cube fuckin rules man

YouTube video by Light Up The Night [HD] Protomen - Act II - Keep Quiet

posting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips on days when i feel like it

GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN FEAR
GONNA HAVE TO STEP OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND FIGHT
AND WHEN THEY SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN
THEY WILL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE FEAR DRAGGED OUT INTO THE LIGHT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvnz...