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lmao i did see that one! but there was literally like 12 posts in a row, including some real people. i was just surprised is all 😂

is this a self-report? is it because i shared yuri yesterday? i genuinely do love that bsky is a haven of various debauchery but i swear if you crack the lid a bit it’s like pandora’s box of pornography 😂

so the “for you” feed is a collection of likes from people who have recently liked the same posts as you — respectfully, which of you has been liking the freaky kink furry porn. i support you but can you please ask your people to tag their nsfw or something lmao

trans men mostly get Subtle Misogyny except for when they’re mistaken for cis men. i’m nonbinary with a sprinkle of extra masc flavor so mostly i experience Social Invisibility, except when *i’m* occasionally mistaken for a cis man. i used to just get Blatant Misogyny so it’s def an improvement lol

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl." #francheala

gonna start offering to bring my friends’ cars in for them. it’s a win-win, i get a hit of bro-phoria and they don’t have to speak to men

and the worst part is i can’t even pinpoint how the behavior differs specifically, i can only describe it as vibes

i used to always get the dudes who would talk down to me like i have no idea what’s going on, and i didn’t realize how condescending it was until i started passing and men started speaking to me normally. now i’m constantly like, affirmed but mad about it 😂

i used to bring my husband too but i discovered that they were actually even weirder because he’s visibly homosexual 😂 i’m annoyed on behalf of everyone that they don’t treat people equally

i worked as a service advisor for a large brand for several years before i transitioned so i’ve always been pretty knowledgeable, but goddamn i had no idea the behavior of everyone else would change so much lol

í experienced a Male Privilege getting my oil changed the other day and honestly it made me a little mad because going to the mechanic as a woman is atrocious and horrifying in ways i can’t describe but i rolled up as a masc and immediately got inducted into the Bro Club with zero qualifications

a screenshot of my billing information page on discord which proclaims "Your subscription will end on Mar 5, 2026." because discord is employing photo ID age verification and big brother can eat my ass

verify this discord

can the government stop ruining all the fun things please i'm trying to exist here and you're making it really hard

i was stage 4b, 24 years old when i was diagnosed. every day i wake up and grow older is a privilege. I love seeing every new grey hair and wrinkle because i know i earned every single one. i’m turning 30 this year and i’m grateful to be here to see it

it’s past midnight which means i am five years cancer-free today. i had a 65% chance of making it this far and the fight has been worth it. if my scan at the end of the month is clean, i am considered cured, so here’s to that 🥂

a screenshot of my bluesky profile showed the header as a photo of evan buck buckley from 9-1-1’s entire harnessed package. he’s wearing a rescue harness for rock climbing that fits snugly around the hips and thighs. the straps frame his man meat. i will not apologize for calling it that, it’s for the meme. the caption reads “Just a million-dollar view.”

i haven’t watched 9-1-1 since they did that thing to bobby but i can never change my header from buck’s entire harnessed package

you absolutely will not trust me i was afraid of the same thing and it turns out it’s literally impossible for transmascs to be ugly. there’s a brief awkward stage and then your facial hair starts coming in and it’s like fucking magic

and let us make playlists ffs its 2026 if we can load up a queue on youtube we should be able to do it for any video platform

we need a “shuffle preciously watched” option that randomly picks from stuff we’ve already seen so we don’t have to spend 400 years trying to pick which tv show would make the best background noise

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

well someone got fired but i really think we could do better frankly

the 5th anniversary of my last day of chemo is coming up in two weeks. if a ghoul dies soon, i want full credit for manifesting it with my continued survival

wow i absolutely despise this for you, i can only imagine what traffic is gonna be like 😭😭

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if anyone needs to hear this today: DON’T DO IT, YOU MUST OUTLIVE MITCH MCCONNELL

i’ve always wondered who tf chose these appliances for this place because why does my STOVE have wifi??

why does my washing machine have its own wifi network? why does my washing machine NEED its own wifi network

damn i deleted for a typo before i saw you responded lmao i thought i got away with it 😂😂 no but seriously ITS JANUARY THERES NOT EVEN ANY LEAVES TO BLOW?? is this a universal experience?? why do so many people do this

if you’re a neighbor and your gardeners appear before 8am, please know that everyone on your street absolutely hates you

who needs an alarm clock when your neighbor’s gardeners have such a robust and finely-tuned gas-powered leaf blower