@sluggging.bsky.social
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Please dont make me vote for newsom 🙏 “he’s evil but he’s OUR evil” please oh please can someone not be evil like even a little bit. Can we get someone normal please
17.08.2025 09:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02am is when i realize i need to cut my nails right now or ill freak out
17.08.2025 09:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.08.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
desire……….. i want to turn into u
04.08.2025 10:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever since i cut off my boobs i enjoy alone time so much more. Crazy how much space in my head there is for normal thoughts now that i dont feel psychically tormented by them
04.08.2025 10:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
29.07.2025 04:47 — 👍 1614 🔁 297 💬 27 📌 10Applied to wh*le f**ds and had to take this weird as fuck “personality test”
24.07.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 015 lb weighted blanket doesnt hit like it used to
30.06.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Naming my son Labubu
30.05.2025 08:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You cant even blame babies for enjoying youtube on ipad, it is one of life’s joys
22.04.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being in ur early-mid 20’s feels like the middle school of adulthood
12.04.2025 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love to take the 805 to the 15 to the 94
12.04.2025 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0its really hard to be Tchotchke
09.04.2025 08:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hes so cute 😭😭😭
26.03.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dream drag race guest judges (unrealistic)
Taylor Lorenz
Caleb Hearon
My cat
Guy who voiced spongebob
Tim Robinson
Patti Harrison
Karen the orangutan from the san diego zoo
adhd dad
21.03.2025 22:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every astrological forecast this year is like “this month is going to be sooo crazy and fucked up. We havent seen the planets like this since one million billion bad things happened”
12.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its my baby passport photo but i was definitely held in front of the camera for longer than i wanted so that might be where the hostage vibe comes from
04.03.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dont believe in the stock market so it cant hurt me
04.03.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nerds gummy clusters were sent from god for me to chew on
03.03.2025 11:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After lily gladstone lost last year i have given up ever feeling satisfied by the oscars
03.03.2025 10:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just paid the most fucked up and evil $300 parking ticket
02.03.2025 10:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FOURTY FIVE SECONDS OF UNSKIPPABLE ADS. on a youtube video is so diabolical
28.02.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If i ever release an album…
26.02.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a clingy bf & a clingy cat is crazy bc they keep getting jealous of each other over who’s getting my attention
25.02.2025 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wasnt sure about the Marina song at first but it keeps getting stuck in my head now… excited for this era… definitely giving reheated Family Jewels mixed with Froot nachos
25.02.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vinegar is lowkey goated when cleaning my kitchen is the vibe
25.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
