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Remember: If you ever need me, I'll be there.

I might be late. I might be drunk.

I may or may not have a raccoon. The raccoon might be stolen.

But I will be there.
Me and the raccoon will be there.

Remember: The number one reason 9/11 didn't happen in Brazil is because Big Jesus would've just caught the plane and destroyed the terrorists.
The number two reason is because the Twin Towers weren't in Brazil.

Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin.
If caught, he'd have to be tried by a jury of his peers. Muppets.
But you could not find a single Muppet without a pre-existing opinion of Kermit.
Without a jury, the case would be thrown out.
Kermit can then kill again. It's easy being green.

Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.

Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)

Não aguento mais ver gente falando de IA ou ChatGPT 😔😔😔

💗 Oh, Office!Verity my beloved, horrible, horrible woman... 💗 She's a fantastic boss, workaholic to a fault, but god you will be micro managed right down to your very outfit... 🖤

Women don't need to dress more modestly.

Men need to dress sluttier.

Level the playing field, boys. You have the power.

The main 4 girls in Madoka Magica, with a trans flag background. Reskeet this image if If trans people are safe with you

hey pets, me and wife are very in need of some extra cash today.

it was a shitty day. I had a third breakdown this week so I had to go to a clinic, and we couldn't cook today. It's 6 PM and we didn't have lunch.

we need to eat today and Uber back and forth to the clinic on Wed.

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

What really cracked my egg was this post

If you've ever thought "Gee, I'd love a live action Cars movie with only humans," I have good news. It's called Doc Hollywood.
Made in 1991, stars Michael J. Fox.
They are beat for beat the same movie.

I'm not saying Cars stole its story from Doc Hollywood, but I am inferring it.

Monday I had work
Tuesday I had class
Wednesday I had work
Thursday I had class
Friday, my first day off all week, I wake up with a MASSIVE splitting headache.
Why universe? Why?

Being gay isn't your choice.
It's mine.

You're gay now. Have a wonderful day.

This is as political as I'll get on here, but I learned in ancient Rome, men who were found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

We should bring that back. I think it'd do some good.

Drawing of a puppy and hearts with the caption; "I know love exists because I exist and I am full of it"

Love

Another one.

Picture, if you will:
A dating sim, filled with cute characters. Male, female, and enby options, for whatever you wanna go for.

But it's not just a dating sim. It's ALSO sci-fi.

But it's not just a sci-fi dating sim! It's ALSO a horror game!

The MC dies every route and it's super tragic.

I think the crux of human history stems from the fact our skeletons want to sit and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow, but our meat has its own agenda and that creates a conflict of interests.

My organs whine about self preservation. My bones play the waiting game, knowing they'll win.

hey uhhhh can i get a uhhhh trans rights?

🍒you are not hard to love🍒

🍊you deserve good things🍊

🍋you have what it takes🍋

🍏you are not a burden🍏

🫐you cannot be replaced🫐

🍇progress over perfection🍇

Coming soon....

Sorry for the differently-flavored posting today. I've had this on my mind a while.

It is by first and foremost your peace of mind to still help others, even if you don't get anything out of it. There is benefit to practicing comradery, even if there's no immediate tangible benefit. Even if you still get nothing from it physically, it still feels good to help.

You don't owe anyone anything. You don't owe them your kindness or love. But that's why it's so much more meaningful if you DO give them your kindness and love. If you DO care for them.
The fact you don't HAVE to care makes it so much more fulfilling and meaningful when you DO care.

I am sick and tired of when someone points out something isn't fair, someone always says "Well life isn't fair." We're supposed to fix that! We're supposed to make it fair! What's the point in having rationality, intellect, and empathy if we just flush them down the toilet every time life gets hard?