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Just this guy, you know?

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04.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised they can stand being in that school sports hall with all those ghosts. They’re so old, they’re nearly ones themselves.

31.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A valid point. And addressed in the movie:
Roofer:
β€œYou know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this...(taps his heart) not his wallet.”

31.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has resonance with that scene in Clerks when they talk about the death of overworked/underpaid construction workers building the second Death Star near Endor: the untold story of the death of the masses. No consequences for their actions, they’re just NPCs to the rebels…

31.10.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Other adjectives are available for such individuals. Not nice ones.

31.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo gravity on the moon” fml. Not expecting an emeritus professor on astrophysics comment here, but fucking hell.

31.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#BrokenNews - New Report Says Royal Family "Deserve More Coverage"
YouTube video by Larry & Paul #BrokenNews - New Report Says Royal Family "Deserve More Coverage"

πŸ›‘ NEWS: Royals Deserve β€œMuch More News Coverage” New Report Claims.

πŸ‘‡πŸ» Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.

youtu.be/Zg_K_Ki1NTQ?...

31.10.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this question and send the answer to the following address enclosing a stamped addressed envelope.

30.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Come, take this hand in yours
Β 
Come,
take this hand
in yours –
Β 
bury it
beneath the trees,
Β 
while I go
and get the rest
of him
Β 
out of
the deep freeze.


Brian Bilsto

Come, take this hand in yours Β  Come, take this hand in yours – Β  bury it beneath the trees, Β  while I go and get the rest of him Β  out of the deep freeze. Brian Bilsto

Today’s Halloween poem is called β€˜Come, take this hand in yours’.

30.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a β€˜nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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1/9

29.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1475    πŸ” 830    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 183

🌳 As a #NationalTrust member I’ve just voted for the recommended slate to keep out the bogus, right-wing entryists of β€œRestore Trust”. Anything this creep wants is bad for Britain and bad for our heritage.
🌳 If you’re a member, vote Recommended Slate now: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

29.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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β€œTalent is a pursued interest. In other words, anything you’re willing to practice, you can do.”

- the great Bob Ross, who would have turned 83 today.

#RIP 🎨

29.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 680    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

Quite so. Lords reform is wholly overdue.

29.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The U.S. government owed nearly a trillion dollars in interest last year.

28.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
#BrokenNews - Public Urged To Forgive Prince Andrew
YouTube video by Larry & Paul #BrokenNews - Public Urged To Forgive Prince Andrew

⚠️ PLEASE LEAVE THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS "PRINCE" ANDREW ALONE:

youtu.be/AvRITcinvik

28.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Why are you even raising this as a question?

28.10.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to racists, it’s racist to call racists racist. Makes you think.

26.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Si.

24.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One would hope that the penny drops on this, sooner rather than later.

24.10.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fires up the Peter Kay memes*

24.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The rubble of the demolished East Wing of the White House. 

The Stars and Stripes fly in the background.

The rubble of the demolished East Wing of the White House. The Stars and Stripes fly in the background.

America [2025, colorized.]

22.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Patriotism is loving your country all the time

Nationalism is loving your country until the next election

22.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

21.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Seal in an enclosure floats vertically, giving off strong Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Seal in an enclosure floats vertically, giving off strong Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

21.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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I shouldn’t laugh, but here we are.

18.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No second season trophy this time for Ange, mate. Hard to feel too sorry for him but Marinakis is a complete Herbert.

18.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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