A. Dude

Have you considered an AI girlfriend that’s more within your reach? Like Excel?

(that almost feels too much from an internet stranger)

Premenopausals & Preachers Preventing Precrime in Preschoolers.

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I'm reminded of somewhere online that song lyrics were being rewritten as lists/bullet points.

Every:
1. breath you take
2. move you make
3. bond you break
4. step you take

I'll be watching you.

Yes! Where is Edie the Estate Planning leprechaun?

Yes. Let's also recognize Hitler as the man who took out Germany's #1 genocidal fascist.

Whether advising on long-term relationships or how to govern a country, if your key messages are control over understanding, you are only going to get more insecure & isolated, with an inevitable train wreck of irrreconcilable, irrefutable congitive dissonance at the end.

Have you also considered lightly smoking some polyhedral dice on occasion?

I wish I had thought of that. My kids are teenagers now but with enough back exercise maybe it's not too late.

And then maybe a *philosopher* to tell us what these sentences mean, ontologically!

So your affinity for cats has something to do with having more than one life.

“Where is Jessica Hyde?”

Yeah but based on my own behavior I’m going to have to laugh a lot. In public. Sometimes in elevators. And definitely airplanes.

Your headline misspelled “Flees”

I think I would crawl at least 5 miles of switchbacks down a mountain than slog through that prose.

Over the last couple centuries it seems we haven't quite yet emptied our societal colon of racial insecurities.

Watching Stranger Things w/ our kids when they asked, “What’s that?” It was a darkroom for developing photos.

two babies are sitting on a tiled floor playing with toys . ALT: two babies are sitting on a tiled floor playing with toys .

Kash Patel & Pam Bondi desperately fighting over the “not my fault bowl.”

super cool to realize that the capacity for shame was a load-bearing part of our system of government and that the MAGA movement's total rejection of that is an insanely powerful cheat code

Even supervillain Lex Luthor wasn’t a white nationalist. If you made him dumber with a touch more hair and made his great grandparents refugees from Uranus, *then* you’d have Stephen Miller.

@kenwhite.bsky.social

But how were the Rodents Of Unusual Size?

2/2 It’s all so performative it’s appalling. I hope the journalists are hammering her fundamental credibility. Why should we believe a word she says at this point? Make her credibility the issue & by extension the administration’s. The rest seems like propagandist interactions designed to distract.

But it seems like that’s part of the point. The Trump administration’s choice of spokesperson is an expression of their utter contempt for most media. They appoint a clearly incompetent liar because they don’t care whether they’re believed or not by an institution they don’t care about. 1/2

Social media has given every asshole with an opinion a megaphone to broadcast them. Especially the nouveaux techbros. Just because you have money doesn't mean you have better opinions. And in fact, given the reality distortion field that is Silicon Valley, it's usually worse.

The perfect smell-o-vision accompaniment to a re-release of the German film Downfall.

As a regime gets increasingly repressive, even narrow, niche acts of resistance become notable.

Wow, high pressure atmosphere. You’re working your staff like…

Give Tuberville some credit for restraint in not saying outright “black” or “immigrants.” It must be stressful to have to imply your even deeper racist views. Dog whistles take work! That poor man’s blood pressure.

While Elon is the richest techbro in the world, that doesn’t mean he has magical powers to influence voting machines in Democratic run counties. And while I wish Harris won, the exit polls, which are independent of voting machines, show results consistent with voting results in blue states.