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Is this thing on?

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I don’t leave chewing gum on my own car seats.

20.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a divide, it’s a spectrum. Lots of places are neither a city centre nor rural but need lots of private cars to function.

20.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s who has the best weather app wins today.

06.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think the test should be popularity. It should be whether they work as promised. People liking ideas is irrelevant if they don’t work.

03.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bob Vylan is the one with real hair.

30.06.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paddy’s wigwam.

15.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These people have obviously never been to Wakefield.

21.03.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from anything else they are too heavy. You will need an HGV licence.

20.03.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glued on heavy stainless panels with cut edges. WCPGW?

20.03.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t bother with clocks that don’t set themselves.

20.03.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the drop ship stuff on Amazon is also on those other places. I make a point of checking everything now. Cut out the middleman.

20.03.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Free ladder!

09.01.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t touch it! The red wire is live and could shock you. Could even kill you.

09.01.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With that pension?

09.01.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gifer.com/6guN

09.01.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It thinks your life expectancy is less than 10 years.

09.01.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Phishing”

07.01.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I met a lot of people from Twitter. 2008-2016 it was a big thing. Tweetups died out after that. I miss them.

01.01.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œInterplod”

01.01.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On to something!

01.01.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god

01.01.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nightmare!

15.12.2024 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought all the singles on 12” and the albums.

14.12.2024 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wetsuit please

07.12.2024 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#bekind only extends to members of the tribe

07.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So my second son explained to me the reason why you sometime ssee people holding their phone out in front of them on speaker is that they are listening by to a voice not, which doesn’t work if the phone is held to the ear.

I have never had a voice not, so cannot verify.

07.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great stuff. Long may it continue.

07.12.2024 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoa Black Betty

07.12.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always say β€œsadly not”

07.12.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t forgive it. I know very little about it.

It’s appalling, but I guess most dads might do the same to keep their
Child out of prison if they had the chance.

It’s stupid power that the constitution gives a president. I wonder what the reasoning was?

02.12.2024 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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