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We only have left over fancy chocolate in this house. Not good. Last night I was so desperate I tried the white chocolate brown bread one. 🤢 disgusting. Worse than just eating brown bread.

Computer screen with Title “ Defining the Molecular Basis of Mitochondrial Disease in Infants”

Daughter has sent me first draft of dissertation to review…I’m not a geneticist. How do they get to be so clever in 21 years and why aren’t I after 56 😂😂😂

I could not see any positives anywhere in that game. And I now have very cold toes. Team and backroom staff all had very bad days 😔

Apparently we ARE doing Valentines cards this year…(rushes out the door to the shops) 😩

This snowboarding down a wiggly hilly rampy snow track looks like such FUN. No idea what it’s called though cos I’m an old fart. #winterolympics

It’s my dad’s next month. Three years. I’ll have to take a day off work just in case it hits me as hard as it has previously x

Ah no that sucks. I’m sorry to hear that. Anniversaries are hard.

elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon with a planet in his hands . Alt: elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon

I have filed a report on time without having a breakdown!!!
Woooo. Basic levels of competence achieved!

a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is sitting in a red chair Alt: a judge on The Voice presses his turn button with boss-man attitude

Sounds like it’s time for the Fuck it button.

Picture of Peter Mandelson in a t shirt and y fronts with commentary bubbles making jokes about his current disgrace.

If you can get past the front page without feeling ill, this week’s Private Eye is rather good.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Wahey!!! It’s weekend time. That week was full on hardcore adulting. Time for jigsaws, crochet, and binge-watching non subscriber TV stuff. 😊

No. But that’s not such a bad thing 😂

Evening. I’m now at the “talking to the rubbish bin” stage of my husband working away whilst I’m home alone.

I dunno what to make for tea tonight…I shall stare into the fridge until that annoying beeper goes off then probably eat tons of crisps and cheese whilst I try and think of something that’s not cheese and crisps.

Happy hump day. Blimey. I’m flagging. Still got the toughest days to go.

It's almost like they create monsters that don't exist... and then set out to slay them.

"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."

Trump cares most about the markets. The best strategy is to opt out.

We’re asking you to join a monthlong national economic strike targeting tech and AI companies. www.resistandunsubscribe.com

Maybe that’s his plan to get out of the Conference 😂

Man Overboard

Great stuff!

Other half has headed off to a conference in the states with his Greenland flag cuff links and tote bag that says 457 Never Came Back.

You know how some people take a normal meal and healthify it eg low fat cream / reduce carbs / add fibre…
I seem to do the reverse. Take Weetabix, skyr and berries and change to bacon and eggs 😂

Oof - rather you than me. It’s blowing a very wet hoolie outside here. You’re made of hardier stuff than me!

Of course. It cures everything and is TOTALLY safe. Unlike aspirin, vaccines, etc

😂

Nothing to see here. Just me panicking I’ve developed a rare brain infection from incorrect use of a nasal rinse.

One of those bayeux tapestry memes. This one's a clip from ye olde TV series 'Top Saddle'. There are three blokes, each with their own horse. From left to right - James May has fallen off his horse and it says' 'Oh cock' underneath him, in embroidery. The bloke in the middle is swinging a rather large axe over his head, as his horse stand there watching. The embroidered words above him say 'Don't worry, I can fix it for you Hammond'. Lastly, There's a tiny bloke with a tiny horse who we're to assume is Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond, who's saying 'For God's sake, Jeremy!'

Life's rich tapestry...

#BayeuxMemes

Love it. Top crisp choice. My pre-bed routine involves Gaviscon, Nasal rinses, an eye mask, ear plugs and a careful construction of 6 pillows. If I eat anything after 7pm the whole night is RUINED.