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These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

Now I’m really craving sugar. This exercise malarkey is a joke. I eat half a banana before my run, half a banana on my run and then want half the fridge when I get back.

Bacon butties will now be consumed.

Apple user here. But I think I’m so old I just call it my phone…or sometimes my mobile. Mind you, I have no interest in or take any “pride” in my tech. I certainly don’t update every year. It’s just there to help me do my job. X

Wednesday

Was going to run outside today but with wind chill apparently making it feel like -7 I think I’ll stick to the Treadmill.
I know. I’m a softarse.

We only have left over fancy chocolate in this house. Not good. Last night I was so desperate I tried the white chocolate brown bread one. 🤢 disgusting. Worse than just eating brown bread.

Computer screen with Title “ Defining the Molecular Basis of Mitochondrial Disease in Infants”

Daughter has sent me first draft of dissertation to review…I’m not a geneticist. How do they get to be so clever in 21 years and why aren’t I after 56 😂😂😂

I could not see any positives anywhere in that game. And I now have very cold toes. Team and backroom staff all had very bad days 😔

Apparently we ARE doing Valentines cards this year…(rushes out the door to the shops) 😩

This snowboarding down a wiggly hilly rampy snow track looks like such FUN. No idea what it’s called though cos I’m an old fart. #winterolympics

It’s my dad’s next month. Three years. I’ll have to take a day off work just in case it hits me as hard as it has previously x

Ah no that sucks. I’m sorry to hear that. Anniversaries are hard.

elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon with a planet in his hands . Alt: elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon

I have filed a report on time without having a breakdown!!!
Woooo. Basic levels of competence achieved!

a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is sitting in a red chair Alt: a judge on The Voice presses his turn button with boss-man attitude

Sounds like it’s time for the Fuck it button.

Picture of Peter Mandelson in a t shirt and y fronts with commentary bubbles making jokes about his current disgrace.

If you can get past the front page without feeling ill, this week’s Private Eye is rather good.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Wahey!!! It’s weekend time. That week was full on hardcore adulting. Time for jigsaws, crochet, and binge-watching non subscriber TV stuff. 😊

No. But that’s not such a bad thing 😂

Evening. I’m now at the “talking to the rubbish bin” stage of my husband working away whilst I’m home alone.

I dunno what to make for tea tonight…I shall stare into the fridge until that annoying beeper goes off then probably eat tons of crisps and cheese whilst I try and think of something that’s not cheese and crisps.

Happy hump day. Blimey. I’m flagging. Still got the toughest days to go.

It's almost like they create monsters that don't exist... and then set out to slay them.

"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."

Trump cares most about the markets. The best strategy is to opt out.

We’re asking you to join a monthlong national economic strike targeting tech and AI companies. www.resistandunsubscribe.com

Maybe that’s his plan to get out of the Conference 😂

Man Overboard

Great stuff!

Other half has headed off to a conference in the states with his Greenland flag cuff links and tote bag that says 457 Never Came Back.

You know how some people take a normal meal and healthify it eg low fat cream / reduce carbs / add fibre…
I seem to do the reverse. Take Weetabix, skyr and berries and change to bacon and eggs 😂