Ellen Bergener

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the substance is actually fermented vitameatavegamin

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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the lack of play this post got is absurd #dog #hashtag

white dog with russet spots walking on a sidewalk

consider the baby
how she is fuzzy
how she walks

I hope I live through the next flu season

seems dangerous

She is talking about her 4 year old and she is 100 percent correct. For those making memes about it, it’s not funny. It’s a small child dragged into being dragged into being what Musk has called a “cute prop.” It’s way past weird at this point.

cannot wait for the Kennedy Center Honors Ted Nugent and Roseanne Barr

i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"

Today is the feast of St Brigid. According to legend, Brigid met a nun in 7th century Ireland who had broken her vow of chastity and become pregnant. St Brigid performed a miracle when she laid hands on the woman, prayed, and induced an abortion.

5. Sec 3(b) says that it will pull funding from any school that does not forcibly out its students, any school that "supports" the social transition of their trans students, and more.

This is an unconstitutional attempt to force every trans kid in America in schools to detransition at school.

hi bret

We're all just members of the Light Brigade at this point

Coffee is going to reach cocaine prices

I fear I may have used up the very last of my optimism when I grabbed sunglasses as I left the house to face this gray, rain soaked day.

Just looked this up: the university lab that detected my ovarian cancer early received $729 million in NIH funding during FY23, which was the year I was diagnosed. Anyway.

I should've deleted the original post, it's been claimed! Someone's gonna sing for me 🤗🤗

Ticket claimed 🤗

Anyone want to see @tedleo.bsky.social in Austin tonight? I am unable to use my ticket, so I want to give it free to anyone who promises to sing along to every song and dance while being mindful of the personal space of others. DM me!

bread and circuses but unfortunately no literal bread 😭
at least let me gnaw on a baguette while chaos is implemented, good grief

talk about sour grapes, amirite?

there are obviously many, many worse things in the world, but being ordered to house a bottle of mag citrate and having to settle for the grape over the cherry is a particular disappointment

@kittyswink.bsky.social good, you're here!

Something like, “How can people be so evil when they are also so corny?”

For young people who don’t know: Anita Bryant was an anti-gay rights activist famous for publicly getting creamed. Also, one time someone hit her in the face with a pie.

Los Angeles, I love you.

challengers came out this year

I am still learning how this application works, and I am very happy that it exists