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@attackkangaroo.bsky.social

Cats, costumes, screaming into the void. I will shank you for peanut butter cup. An emu beat me at chess.

160 Followers  |  166 Following  |  181 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023  |  2.3766

Latest posts by attackkangaroo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Please don’t. Your kitties will be so sad.

07.07.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lead?

01.07.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spite and tacos.

18.06.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing here for her to balance out all the hate. I hate that for her.

20.05.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just said on the other place that she should move somewhere that makes her happy. Media in Japan aren’t gonna cover that leprechaun’s antics, and she’ll be surrounded by things she loves. What does this country have to offer her? Failed men and hate? Not worth it

20.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve found Diego Luna hot since you saw him in Rogue One, but I know the ancient texts. I’ve known he was hot since Y Tu Mama Tambien.

18.05.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh geesh. I’m so sorry.

13.05.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the FBI gave them explosives to blow up black people.

Princeton kept the remains of a black child.

I’m disgusted. But not surprised.

13.05.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He really is.

12.05.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they’re going to cancel Medicaid for 8.8 million people, I should be able to keep my federal taxes and donate the money to help people get care. I don’t mind paying taxes when they help the least of these. I do mind paying taxes so rich people don’t have to.

12.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toby loves his green sock of catnip from @jacksongalaxy.bsky.social

12.05.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That dude is one of my fav YouTubers.

12.05.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pearl likes to hog the toy basket.

11.05.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toothpaste the day of. Also, dermablend concealer/foundation will cover it for the wedding.

11.05.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

10.03.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he probably did better than us!

10.03.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He really likes the Sherlock game box.

10.03.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If he fits, he sits!

10.03.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You rock!

03.03.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I do what I want whether it’s good for me or not.

15.02.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You still gave that man money. Your number sticker doesn’t change that.

14.02.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Possible lineup for War of the Roses con 2026: Margaret Beaufort, Elizabeth Woodville, and Katherine of Valois

24.01.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It kinda is. It’s now too low for me to get started on Ozempic, which I wanted for weight loss, but everything else is so much better. Like the thyroid labs being normal is amazing. They’re never normal as I am an anomaly (I have Graves and a history of Hashimoto’s).

15.01.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love bread, but ever since I had my gall bladder removed, it doesn’t like me.

15.01.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The A1C is fantastic. Eating all this chicken and avoiding bread is paying off!!

15.01.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My lab values are freaking amazing right now. My cholesterol? Perfect. My non-fasting blood sugar? 81. My T3 and T4? Normal. My A1C? 5.6. My WBCs? Finally normal. I’m like healthy and shit.

15.01.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think so, but I also think that might be too dark after this. This is completely horrific. Dude tried to wipe out every child and teacher in his township because he didn’t like the taxes.

12.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been listening to an audio book about the Bath school disaster and I need some recommendations for lighter listening next. Holy hell this is awful. I may just listen to hair metal for 2 months.

12.01.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried the Scotland Grog and it’s fine. Not particularly special though. I’m more of a chocolate coffee girl to be fair.

10.01.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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