Who Dey & the Blowfish

thank you I’ve drank so much bread today

Old fashioned Xbox Duke controller. It is a bulky boy.

I buy the most useless shit on pay day. I have 2 perfectly good controllers why do I need this??

If the Bengals lose today I’ll be so fucking insufferable

Text says “Bengals by a million baby” and I am doing a legal dab out of my peak lol

The line is set at 12+ beers folks

where’s my football content at on this app

Joe Biden presenting my 4 leg USC parlay that is bound to win

Good evening degen nation

I’m sweating a god damn FIBA bet before 10am on a Friday morning

don’t tell me I’m not fucking back because I’m so back baby

LOL honestly just now checking this and it’s so funny

A shitty parlay losing because the Mets are winning

the Mets decided to bring it as i try gambling again eh?

“Why would you do hard drugs when you could simply get mega cross faded?”

-Hank Hill probably

Screenshot of Tee Higgins’ instagram story showing him looking at jellyfish pictures on his computer.

I just want Tee to get his jellyfish

Dax Hill is an absolute dawg

Betslip with the following parlay: Cincinnati Bengals Moneyline +170 Cleveland Browns Moneyline -160 Denver Broncos Moneyline -240

now entering full degen mode: preseason football edition

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RIP Johnny Hardwick

my old landlord from a few months ago keeps looking at my LinkedIn profile, so now I’m signing him up to get visits from the church of LDS, Scientologists, and JW’s 😃

lmfao 2 fights in like 10 minutes, why the fuck do we do joint practices??

Joe Burrow wearing a black bucket bengals hat with sunglasses. Looking quite incognito.

😎

went through this a few months ago and the next day rejection is brutal. best of luck in your hunt

@countingstars.bsky.social lmfaoooo

“Sloppy” as you parry like I’d never be able to 😭

holy shit CM Punk rules

i need bengals overalls so badly lmao

dogshit account, please delete

she’s just like me fr

it had WHEELS i didn’t think it could go so wrong

A silly little razor with wheels that’s meant to shave your head, lmao

a few years ago I bought this silly razor for head shaving because I thought it looked cool, and i’ve never cut my dome more in a 5 minute sitting 😭

wtf Mark Hamill is the voice of Skips on Regular Show??

Colin Mochrie is a high quality dude for real

I feel like the cheese wiz and mayo wouldn’t work like it’s gotta be just the wiz.

Either would’ve worked haha