Phil D

But here you are
in the ninth
Two men out
and three men on
Nowhere to look
but inside
Where we all respond to
Pressure!

Most amount of 🍷 for some time
Panadol & Powerade taken
Don't dare wake me up early

YouTube video by Genesis Genesis - I Can't Dance (Official Music Video)

Reminder...
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Newly dead in Wellington?

Sorry mate! You'll need a permit for that.

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In today’s NZ Herald #megastrike

Daring to walk into the northerly up to the supermarket.
That 7 minute journey should take about 21.

Hugh Grant is just the Hugh Grantiest he can ever be.

Driving a vehicle up the steps of parliament.

vs

Burning an A4 sheet of paper into a bin.. #nzpol

Ah, shit, that reminds me. Goal writing time.
Goal 1: Don't die.

a man talking to a ghost that says grab a chip want a chip and you know i can t grab your ghost chips ALT: a man talking to a ghost that says grab a chip want a chip and you know i can t grab your ghost chips

Ghost.
See that wall? What wall? I'm a freakin' ghost.
Wanna chip?

a cartoon character is wearing glasses and says `` no capes ! '' ALT: a cartoon character is wearing glasses and says `` no capes ! ''

Applies to superheroes
Should also apply to vampires

What kind of undead would you prefer to be?

Vampire?
Zombie?
Ghost?

Hey, @foxylustygrover.bsky.social, did you know this?

As in "Of course I knew" or "WTAF, Steve, nooo!!!"?

What's with Pak 'n Save with Christmas ads already?
It's not even Labour Day!!!

Missed this one.
Gotta be "Where everybody knows your name" #Cheers

Best we not tell Foxy about Steve (in Queen's 'Another One Bites The Dust').

There's only so many times IT can press F5

You can't have fun if you're the driver?

Next on the Get Out Of Catering Forever list would have been Domino's.

Does it make the start-up melody too?

Around The World - Daft Punk

Forgot some important ones...

Africa
It's a kind of magic
Eye of the tiger

Name 3 80s Songs.

Unless you want to find your 15 minutes of fame on Stuff, I categorically do NOT recommend going for a walk in the current #WellingtonWeather.

Apart from the dumb TikTok/Insta dance, can we please bring back Paloma Blanca?
Some levity is needed.

Netflix is just a bad.
Sigh, add to the 'Watch' list.

Get him a real one
Learn the real life joy

Funky Town
Beds are Burning
Ah, Shaddup Ya Face

Dumbarse moment of the day already.
Thought I was going blind when heading out as vision going blurry, but near things fine.
Guess what twat still had their reading glasses on?🤦