1/3rd of our cap can remember when Ronald Reagan was President.

I celebrated a little with Pete on the last one.

I wish I had the supreme confidence to do my taxes with a pen. That’s incredible.

Wow. Tim Harris leaving is going to be a hell of a culture change.

I don’t actually mean that positively or negatively (I wouldn’t know). Just that he’s been an important voice in a very small room for decades.

Everyone that is super into email is obviously a villain.

This is correct and Kareem is my favorite Laker.

Lebron is a Laker great.

I don’t want to know this.

This is bad for me.

I was just talking about how much I loved watching him play basketball.

There’s a 100% chance SpaceX would bring back the egg they found on a far away planet for further testing.

I just hope JJ gives the players an understanding hug at halftime.

It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.

This is why Rob cleverly got a backup James.

Like so many times before, this one might be all on Kobe.

We need to unplug society, wait a full 30 seconds, plug it back in, and boot it in safe mode.

I feel like the strategy here is that everything already looks like satire so it’s near impossible to ridicule.

Is he doing “Blue Steel” in this photo?

How could it really cost to dig a canal around Florida and just carve it off the country?

What are the odds ChatGPT suggested this trade to Rob?

The Max Power way

We’ll always have the time we spent with Mike Muscala to get us through it.

I guess it saved us $500k more under the apron, doesn’t hurt our cap sheet in the summer, and maybe he will hit a shot before he gets played off the court on defense?

Wait they can resign him AND they have $50M?

Or they can resign him with part of the 50M?

A chart detailing how likely an NBA draft pick is to become a great player. Once you get above the 15th pick 50% of them are busts or end of rotation guys at best.

I’m so sorry I didn’t keep track of the great reporter that made this.

I could not care less about second round picks. Trade them all.

The Los Angeles Lakers get one of the best shooters in the league in Luke Kennard for Gabe Vincent and a second.

They save $500,000 in the process, giving them more apron flexibility for the buyout market.

The Lakers are now out of second-round picks to trade.

The caveat is if you trade for talent from Miami they immediately miss the next year with a knee injury.

LaVar guaranteed a championship for anyone with the courage to dream as big as he could.

Trade for LaMelo and pick up LiAngelo cowards

For my own sanity I have chosen to believe she was kept as a figurehead to run business operations and that Zaidi was actually there to report directly to Walter about fixing operations.

The CBA can be negotiated again in 2028 and it’s worth having her there to help with that. The league likes her.

When do the Lakers announce that they’re thankful for his contributions and they’re moving on from Rob Pelinka as Walter moves to reform team operations ahead of the draft?

And they get two stars that can go out on medical leaves and not mess up their tank for this year. There’s a cruel genius to it all.

Young and AD are probably good for 5-6 in the East if they play 65 games a piece?

I know this does nothing for my Lakers desires to trade Kurt Rambis and expirings for Max Christie.

Damn.

They have been practicing on the Kings and now they’re ready to trade with actual NBA teams.