Basso Discontinuo

Or bricks.

Many years ago my college paper published an article describing one of the college's trustees, who lived near campus, as its "on-sight trustee". My first thought was, "as in 'shoot on sight'?"

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a molestation ...

"Another thing coming"

DHS employees should certainly not be held to a higher standard than cartel hitmen, said no one ever. Or so I thought until I heard from Based Mike.

TV commercial disclaimer voice: "Actual opening of mouth not strictly required."

By now the presumption has to be that if someone from DHS says it, it's a lie.

My sense is that Bret is either immune to feeling stupid, or inured to it

Cheated like dogs? Seriously, cats would cheat so much worse.

Manure also helps plants grow. Where in your house do you want us to dump these truckloads of cow shit?

Well, we're still one nation, at least for the time being. As for the "under God" part: God doesn't exist. Change my mind.

Does this woman look like she ever reads? I suspect they just insert a microchip each morning with the latest set of talking points, and call it a day.

The idea of Trump doing a Black History Month event twists my brain into knots. I don't even want to know what he said, except that I'm sure that somehow it made Black history all about DJT.

It turns out the box was labeled "Things You Can Do Legally."

Also, just for the record, Jack Paar not Parr.

TIL that the Democrats appointed Hegseth, Noem, Kennedy, Pirro, Habba, and many, many more as part of their "war on merit." Such slyboots they are.

One problem was that the musical numbers in "Silence of the Lambs" were all marked ppppp so you could hardly hear them anyway.

Gag reflex violation

Horrible, Egregious, Reprehensible?

My "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" shirt is raising lots of questions already answered by my shirt.

Ladies and gentlemen, your White House communications director.

It's enough to make one nostalgic for the halcyon days of the Nixon Administration.

Make Americans Gullible Again

Better that than felching, I suppose.

Tuna noodle casserole and macaroni salad. I will (quite likely) die on this hill.

Echoes of "It became necessary to destroy the town to save it."

If Trump thinks Massie is fighting against an "agenda of Hate and Stupidity," whose agenda does he think that is?

I always wear a mask and refuse to give my name when I go to vote. Doesn't everyone?

Imagine how those of us living *in* the meth lab feel.