Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!

And the pedant in me feels obligated to point it’s “pedant” not “pendant” (though I suspect you have fallen victim to autocorrect).

“Who is Matt Walsh?” —Jesus

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

The ex-prosecutor also said this:

“I have a lot of close contacts in law enforcement, and almost to a person, none of them support these actions. As a lawyer, someone who adamantly believes in the rule of law, watching it in open sight in front of my house just be completely eroded…it’s upsetting.”

Is there an app that can help men avoid lying?

While you are in the “E’s” could you grab the Epstein files, too?

I hope nobody finds my tweets about how the Bears suck and sends them to my employer demanding my termination for speaking ill of the dead

The reaction to this will be swift and it will be bad for all opposed to Kirk’s ideology. Shooting people you oppose politically is not only just evil but also strategically less than useless.

A lot of people saying political violence is bad. This is true. It’s also true if you remove “political.” Violence against humans created in God’s image is always wrong.

Slightly diminish a book

To Maim a Mockingbird

36 seconds

FOR THE LAST TIME, LEE PICKS OHIO STATE

AND WE'RE OFF

And it’s still better than Fox’s

a plate of skyline chili served over pasta with several pounds of shredded cheese on top o

Taylor Swift show your support for your beloved fiancé's favorite college football team by eating this

Republican Congressman Warren Davidson is booed by his constituents while trying to defend Trump's deployment of the National Guard to DC.

Is Claire Huxtable above or below the *hell* line?

ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg

There was so much sadness in Cooperstown this weekend as his fellow Hall of Famers braced for this news.

Ryno was so beloved. His smile, his warmth, his kindness were ever present. He was always there for anyone who needed help.

RIP to one of my favorite people in baseball

My first favorite Cub. Childhood hero. I mimicked his batting stance when I played little league. RIP, Ryno.

Hello, I am a pastor in a film. I am either Catholic or Episcopalian and am always wearing black with a clergy collar. Any counsel I have to give you comes straight from the inside of a Hallmark card and either solve crimes or commit them.

How about the Washington Trumpisdefinetelyintheepsteinfiles?

Follow in the footsteps of your forebears, Stephen

"The American regime today arrested a member of the legislative opposition, after declaring it would 'liberate' that senator's province from opposition control using the armed forces"

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.

The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.

Just saying.