Just Cullen

Japanese curry shepherds pie. 👀

Yep! It’s Wishvale’s specialty. 😆 which is thematic, tbh.

My Octopath character named her favorite food revenge

Also, this was my best decision in the game:

I am 140 hours in and would love to have a chat with you at some point.

No, I have not beaten the game yet because I am a completionist with Octopath games, but I am getting very close.

I had to make sure people could only see exactly as much skin as I would allow them. 😆

Yep! The thigh highs got glued to the skin, then the garter belt got pinned to the minidress hem, which also got pinned to the bike shorts in back… I had to make all my cosplays glass escalator-proof.

I am also a big fan of strategically placed fishing line to keep things together/in place.

Even my sexiest cosplays back in the day took all kinds of tape/pins/glue/engineering to keep them in place. There was no way I could have done a strip tease even if I wanted to. 😆

I decided that this video is way too good to die on the former bird app

this one goes out to everyone who thinks cosplay stripping is inherently sexy 😘🥰😇

nsfw audio warning 😈

wahh this was so cute (kuatra)

The people watching at zoos is peak.

Stoner-turned-dad telling his wife/kid “rhinos are fuckin’ cool!”

Woman with lashes and a bright red weave gushing to the Komodo dragon about how gorgeous she was

All the kids asking parents about where the animals poop

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

I just saw someone say they were going to get brown hoodie kid tattooed on them and I just want people to pause and think for just one second about how weird it is to get a random teenager’s face tattooed on their body, and then go outside.

A white leucistic peacock with his tail down looking at the camera over his shoulder

Enamored with this lovely fellow. He looks like a wedding dress.

I have so much sympathy for all the parents who gracefully deal with their children’s constant barrage of questions as best they can haha.

Kid at the monkey exhibit: “what’s a drill?”

Dad, without missing a beat: “a power tool.”

The people watching at zoos is peak.

Stoner-turned-dad telling his wife/kid “rhinos are fuckin’ cool!”

Woman with lashes and a bright red weave gushing to the Komodo dragon about how gorgeous she was

All the kids asking parents about where the animals poop

A sidewinder that was only a few inches from my face

Sun bear

No pet this one

A sidewinder that was only a few inches from my face

Tiny turtle hatchlings in a line on a log. They have numbers painted on their shells.

Not pictured: the kids freaking out over turtle #67

A white leucistic peacock with his tail down looking at the camera over his shoulder

Enamored with this lovely fellow. He looks like a wedding dress.

Two meerkats poking their heads out of a meerkat-sized doorway in their zoo enclosure

A meerkat on its hind legs looking through a window

Kats

I want to be as fearless as a squirrel in the tiger enclosure.

Okay probably not my ex then. 😆

But one of my exes did swallow a toothpick and end up in the hospital for several days, and he loved to tell that story to anyone who would listen.

One of my exes has a suspiciously similar (and stupid) story. 👀

Tbh if the only existence you’ve known is the last 5 years, I totally get reacting that way. 😆

In class today, one of my kindergarten students (who is Japanese) looked down at his drawing, audibly sighed, and muttered “shōganai” like some resigned middle-aged man.

This is why studying language is important.

In class today, one of my kindergarten students (who is Japanese) looked down at his drawing, audibly sighed, and muttered “shōganai” like some resigned middle-aged man.

This is why studying language is important.

Scrat from Ice Age

Mark Briscoe

gundam fact file relationship chart between kai and quattro, and sayla and quattro, but edited to say different things from the original text. kai shiden to quattro bajeena: can we kill this guy like actually sayla mass to quattro bajeena: don't think i don't see you, bitch