Modern Monetary Theory enjoyer

Neoliberal? Might want to have a look at all the infrastructure spending: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrast...

Or just, you know, read a newspaper and touch grass every once in a while.

Gob Bluth "I heard the jury's still out on science" still from Arrested Development

Average Republican:

It's not like it was a secret.

This is what Republicans would like people to _think_ BLM and the mythical "ANTIFA" are. If they were to actually start doing it... the 2nd ammendment might go away quite quickly!

This doesn't sound like the tone of someone who is all together there. People accused Biden of having dementia/cognitive decline – the problem is that Trump is ALSO experiencing this, it's just that he does it in a way that involves pounding his chest like a baboon and doing stupid things.

Excerpt from an NYTimes article written by Ron Suskind, published Oct. 17, 2004 In the summer of 2002, after I had written an article in Esquire that the White House didn't like about Bush's former communications director, Karen Hughes, I had a meeting with a senior adviser to Bush. He expressed the White House's displeasure, and then he told me something that at the time I didn't fully comprehend -- but which I now believe gets to the very heart of the Bush presidency. The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. "That's not the way the world really works anymore," he continued. "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

Every American policy decision makes much more sense once you realise that you are a member of the "reality-based community", and the political leadership is not.

There's no gaslighting your way out of this.

Honestly that's the best case – the more likely case is that the CIA is now full of MAGA clowns who are weirdly effective.

We must hope that the girls keep fighting

It's got a name with such lovely sonic texture too: TRUMPFLATION. The word every Democrat must learn to sing from a collective hymn sheet as the prices rise!

Voters seem to lack object permanence: this is why they don't believe the "woke" experts when they say putting your hand in a big pot of boiling water is a bad idea until they get burned. Seeing is, as they say, believing.

Once again, I will point out that Hollywood standards for women have been bonkers since the dawn of time and women did not, for the most part, respond by joining the Nazi party

It's sarcasm. Although I guess at this point Republicans have kiled irony.

And stop eating all that avocado toast guys – easy fix! Camping out under bridges and no more avocado toast is what I want for young people...

sorry

Game recognize game

No, but it might have helped if the Dems had run someone better in 2016 (obvs Hilary would have been better than Trump, but she – understandably – wasn't very popular).

Never thought the North would be in line to do a succession.

I think the problem is Republicans are like the "edgy" kids in the class who try to push the boundaries by saying stupid things. Except the teacher was Hilary Clinton and now the kids are burning down the school, waiting for the day somebody eventually reigns them in.

Why shouldn't civil servants take loyalty tests to the Republican party and its leader? Glad to see Americans are finally fighting of aspects of the woke mind virus such as the Constitution.

this is honestly, and i hate to say it, unfair to neville chamberlain

He is stepping down, just in a really roundabout way which involves Twitter completely dying out as a platform...

AT-AT walker from Star Wars labelled "PUTIN" towering over a man burying his head in the sand labelled "EUROPE"

Good to see that at least some Democrats aren't asleep at the wheel.

When Biden sounded demented on TV, I recall a lot of people making a BIG DEAL of it. Where are those people now when the President of the US cannot string a coherent sentence together?

Peace is woke and we should all therefore oppose it.

‘América Mexicana’: Mexico’s president responds to Trump with renaming of her own Claudia Sheinbaum joked about renaming the entire continent in retort to Trump’s ‘Gulf of America’ comments

Your map seems to be missing Mexican America (not sure if you got the memo www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...)

Provoking both Germany and Russia by being in the way and a territory they wanted to colonise

As an illegal alien I think he should be required to prove his devotion to America in combat in Mexico. With resident draft dodger in chief Donald Trump...

Not do be outdone on “girl math“ Leon Skum's “DOGE math” strikes again