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He’s not sober anymore.

06.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Theres a tweet or whatever this place does of the Alien from Alien joining a game called fortnight and then there’s another tweet or whatever of someone saying Snap food benefits are going away because the current government admin is shit as fuck and will cause people to starve (it will). Anyway. Both dystopian in their own way. 2025!

Theres a tweet or whatever this place does of the Alien from Alien joining a game called fortnight and then there’s another tweet or whatever of someone saying Snap food benefits are going away because the current government admin is shit as fuck and will cause people to starve (it will). Anyway. Both dystopian in their own way. 2025!

I feel like this is just what living in 2025 is.

31.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to go with F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E. with the obvious one aside.

31.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad Professor stans, rise up!

26.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shit like this is so wild because it’s also “and I’m totally ignoring the nazi tat that he’s known about for a few years and did nothing about because we all make mistakes and don’t even do the bare minimum to atone for them”.

23.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It feels like everyday when I read political posts, theres like some new guy I need to be aware of/keep my eye on, or some dude I've forgotten about, being a fresh dickhole. Theres just so many guys now. Its tiring. Too many guys. We need less guys.

19.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

☔️🐕 4️⃣0️⃣

30.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 1

love this performance. you can hear that Graham is moving on to the s/t era sound in real time.

11.09.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

batman

03.09.2025 05:16 — 👍 296    🔁 48    💬 0    📌 21

Be Mine. Or Country Feedback

02.09.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really miss The Soup dunking on the dopiness of this dude week in and week out.

02.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Perfect Shirt. No Notes

28.07.2025 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ok. not Second Coming.

23.07.2025 13:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm cheating here, but having just gotten a drivers license and a job in 1994, and this is what was on the Musicland wall when I was 16? Come on you know.

23.07.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Burial - Untrue
Carly Rae Jepsen - E-Mo-Tion (+ b-sides/bonus/unreleased)
Wilco - YHF
Radiohead - Kid A
Daft Punk - Discovery
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
Sleater Kinney - The Woods
Kanye - MBDTF
The National - Alligator
Hold Steady - Separation Sunday

* half of these can change on any day

09.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hotline TNT!

19.06.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or all at once in a factory pressed box set?

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18.06.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a great list. Would make a great playlist to show people The Beach Boys were more than just a kitsch 60s band with songs about CA and surfing.

12.06.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blonde Redhead opening for Shellac who co-headlined with Fugazi.

06.06.2025 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Someone needs to conduct a psychological study on drivers who decide to casually rest their right arm behind the headrest of the passenger side while driving.

23.05.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In 2025 we need more Jazz beefs

10.05.2025 22:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly the only thing anyone needs to know at any age is that anyone who says they have the “answers” to anything I life is 100% full of shit

03.05.2025 22:14 — 👍 826    🔁 96    💬 7    📌 5
26.04.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC. All Heat. No Skips.

14.03.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steve Hoffman Forums in shambles after this post

20.02.2025 02:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Red carpet wise, Bjork walked so basically any of these people could run. She was dragged and deserves an apology.

02.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
09.12.2024 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am now being educated on Matisyahu, something I’d always feared would happen

01.12.2024 00:36 — 👍 501    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 0

Ok. Let’s go.

13.11.2024 01:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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