jar jar binks enthusiast

The instablock leads me to believe she knows what exactly what she’s doing.

Self care wife

A beagle playing tug of war

That’s a good dog. Looks an awful lot like this one

Sweatiest man in music (but boy can he play)

How does it work? Doesn’t matter, it’s got good vibes.

Old enough to remember “the nanny state” being the Republican party’s #1 golem.

Right; like somehow they managed to work from a definition of comedy that is both too bread and too narrow at the same time.

Broadcast News, Fargo, others are a) comedies, and b) some of my favorite movies ever…but not among the best comedies of all time, and shouldn’t be in that conversation.

Vichy garbage

The Atlantic is a Vichy garbage rag

Maybe it was a mistake to base the American economy on everyone buying and throwing away stuff constantly

True, but also if *these guys* in *that place* are at the “plotting against ICE” phase of all this, ICE is cooked.

It’s because she’s I-talian

A screen shot from Back to the Future 2: Biff Tannen in a smoking jacket standing in front of a painting of Biff Tannen in a checked sport coat

A screen shot from Back to the Future 2: Biff Tannen in a smoking jacket standing in front of a painting of Biff Tannen in a checked sport coat

It’s giving stole-the-almanac-Biff-Tannen

A screen shot from Back to the Future 2: Biff Tannen in a smoking jacket standing in front of a painting of Biff Tannen in a checked sport coat.

The deepest moral offense for me, but not for thee

I also think alliteration is great, but it doesn’t work when you put a neon sign on it that says “i am the cleverest boy”

Just two dorks making themselves horny over their own intellect

“Cartoon Carapace of Cruelty”

Nothing worse than a writer getting extremely horny over their own clever little turn of phrase.

A reactionary nyc/dc cultural elite panderer with a known predilection for women half his age is defending Jeffrey Epstein in the New York Times you say??? What a shock!!!

And gives him credibility with people who are firmly aligned with the GOP brand, but not necessarily GOP policy.

Also makes it harder for reactionary centrists who dismiss any progressive politician out of hand to dismiss him out of hand.

He looks like a serious politician not a yappy upstart.

Reactionary centrist NYC/DC “cultural elite” whose entire brand with flaunting being a NYC/DC cultural elite with a known predilection for women much younger than him.

Can’t say if David Brooks ever cavorted with Epstein, but he certainly fits the profile.

*click*

David “I married my 32yo Research Assistant when I was 56” Brooks, you say?

Headlights are too damn bright and trucks are too damn big. The scam calls have to stop.

(Anti-social behavior has reached unsustainable levels.)

A genuinely winning platform that would genuinely make the world better.

Does he sweat diarrhea?

God dammit

Everything is stonks now