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Special Ed lawyer. NYC Lifer. My Love language = situational hitting. MS Dhoni aficionado, Rishabh Pant enthusiast. Lindor devotee, Ronny Mauricio advocate, and Joe Strummer believer

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Amazing to luxuriate in being so truly unAmerican in the deepest sense. Wow. Makes
one understand how a lily liver could ooze from “he’s our Hitler” to “come closer, daddy” in a few years. Truly traitorous and subservient.

19.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does “r/angryupvote” translate to this platform?

12.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes yes for nyc!

12.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/200952/colombian-president-compares-trump-hitler-un-speech

Colombia’s President makes me want to work on his next campaign.

26.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(2/2) makes Harris look like she’s beholden to interests other than registered Dem voters. H. Jeffries is even worse! Zohran would beat Jeffries h2h for his seat, btw. Just sneering at the candidate who had the gall to EXCITE VOTERS is the exact same bullshit that gave us Trump’s 2nd term. So lame.

24.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First things first: Huge win last night #LFGM.

Now, (1/2) i very rarely speak on politics. But if the Democrats want to see why they lose, they should study establishment Dems’ responses to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. Kamala Harris’ “I’m endorsing the party nominee for Mayor” does ZERO and …

24.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

https://youtu.be/yCW7Aw8ugOI?si=4bMFAUTUUY5Bb3bo


“Sheena is a Punk Rocker” by The Ramones.

23.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The more times I hear Li’l Marco speak, the more his mewling Trump-glazing, hypocritical self reminds me of Andrew Cunanan trying to bullshit Versace about knowing him from Lake Como.

23.09.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can do that!

19.09.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
9 photorealistic depictions of Trump (head and shoulders bust-style) grouped 3x3. Each goblin head is uttering one of nine positions that this idiot has spewed forth from his puckered anus if a fave over the last 35 years. The first 8 are direct calls to violence. The 9th is him pretending to be the victim of violent rhetoric.

9 photorealistic depictions of Trump (head and shoulders bust-style) grouped 3x3. Each goblin head is uttering one of nine positions that this idiot has spewed forth from his puckered anus if a fave over the last 35 years. The first 8 are direct calls to violence. The 9th is him pretending to be the victim of violent rhetoric.

Adios Disney/ESPN/Hulu

18.09.2025 06:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also. Time to give Mauricio 10 games here and hope for a heater. Baty adds nothing notable to the team, imo.

14.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That would be a prudent move. Holmes’ made a galactic innings jump and he’s had no ability to give quality length. I’m surprised they don’t feel the urgency to bring Senga back at first sign of life. Probably best to let him have another start, but I would be tempted.

14.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was very right. Test match breaking out during PAK’s innings. Just insanely low strike rate #INDvPAK #Cricket #AsiaCup #CricSky

I hope this dude gets royalties!

14.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh man, i was there Friday. Not my ideal way to see him. Are you in town later this month#

14.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pandya and Bumrah getting this guy out of bed early! #INDvPAK #cricket #AsiaCup25 #CricSky

14.09.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@wsj.com and mainstream media out here painting targets on people's backs

I am SO fucking angry

11.09.2025 16:42 — 👍 37    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
"If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true." 
Jonathan Foster, journalism professor

"If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true." Jonathan Foster, journalism professor

11.09.2025 16:45 — 👍 90    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
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Just have the surgery Sean. PLEASE.

#LGM

09.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Deeply crappy first inning. #mets aren’t going anywhere unless they can start flipping games like these. It’s the major difference between 24 and 25. #LFGM

09.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a big first inning tonight. What a way to torch a fella’s ERA!

29.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So frequent with this team no matter the owner, manager etc. win a big series and the marlins are up next? Bet a bundle on the Marlins. Also foreseeable the Phillies would murder the Braves. Holmes really is just not my guy from what I’ve seen. Hopefully the bats answer the challenge!

29.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok, offense. It’s on you tonight while Holmes sputters. Let’s go Soto!

#LFGM #MetsSky

29.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of this team look as if they took the foot off the gas. This ALWAYS seems to happen with the Marlins. You’d think that the team would be hypervigilant not hyperventilating. Holmes looks unimpressive and lost tonight. Get focused.l! You have to work at this against every team. #LFGM #MetsSky

28.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10/10 series sweep. No notes at all! #LFGM

28.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking outstanding by McLean! What an escape from trouble. Guy came up less than two weeks ago but it feels like that was an entirely different team. Definitely a Matt Harvey-esque sea change for the Mets as the whole rotation has risen up. #LFGM #MetsSky

28.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Swaggy V is just mauling baseballs! What a gutsy season by Mark to keep after it! #LFGM #MetsSky

28.08.2025 00:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic! McNeil into leather as the squirrel flies!! #LFGM #MetsSky

28.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Swaggy V! My guy! Just a study in perseverance this year. Superb stuff! #LFGM #MetsSky

28.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic answer by McLean. So important to shut the opposition down after this o hang a few runs on them.

28.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn is arbitration eligible?

27.08.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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