Mad Shepherd

Always hated how much he got right in this drawing, but so royally screwed up the head and neck.

The most grotesque display of tragic comedy to unfold in real life. What sick, twisted author wrote this monster into existence?

Rightly so. I’m glad some Dems are stepping up their defense, but the Trump regime will try everything. Dems should already be doing the same. Way harder to react than preemptively defeat their ambitions. Le sigh…

I wonder how many democrats he’s talking about…

I just lean on the horn and shout “the right to choose! Now fuck off!” at them. Every Saturday.

In other news: 44% of those polled are idiots. Back to you, Tennessee.

Superman is a white immigrant, so it’s ok.

I would never wish an incredibly painful 4-day heart attack that resulted in death upon anyone, because wishes never come true.

Rhetorical justification of cruelty made to maintain fervor of an angry cult full of delusion while their king robs them blind, nothing more.

Meanwhile, our enemies are laughing at us for what they’ve been able to accomplish.

I’m talking about the billionaires.

Pro tip: poppyseed bagel, but mix scallion cream cheese with veggie cream cheese. Trust.

Jesse Watters will be on trial one day.

Both are larping through a fantasy world where they can escape all accountability through the falseness of piety.

Grammar police believe in making a better world. Punctuation police are dorks.

So atrocious it’s down right republican!

Bodhran player? A percussionist here to regale you with a joke told to me by an Irishman in a pub after our set:

Hey! How do you know when a Bodhran player is knocking at yer door?

The knocking keeps getting faster! Now slow it the hell down!

He’s a cancer and a grotesque, a hyper-capitalist, a Potemkin fascist in disguise with authoritarian ambitions. Of course he leaves ruin around him.

I came here to say similar. Are we being punked by parody of films from the 90’s?

What they are doing now used to be considered the scandalous plot weaving of novels and Julia Roberts movies. Republicans: always showing us what pieces of shit they truly are.

The article reads like satire. Delicious and hilarious. “The buffalo attacked unprovoked.” Lol. Hopefully the Black Death survived after winning one for team “fuck animal murderers.”

Johnson adjourned to give the doj time. Maxwell will release testimony, the doj will treat it as irrefutable proof, and then she will be killed in prison, at which point Congress will be back in session.

I know, I know. Crazy, right? Right?

She’s exactly right. And if Trump were to vanish tomorrow, the republicans would continue the pace of their fascism. Because it’s them. All of them.

I don’t think we can wait until the midterms.

TarLOVE!!!

Our principles, replaced by Frappuccinos, are trapped in a quagmire of decay. Nothing is as it was. We own and have more now than we know what to do with, and that makes your cowardly man’s revolution very expensive.

But maybe when the Wi-Fi at Starbucks finally goes out?

As the Chinese always say, “May you live in… actually, you Americans are so fucked up!”

Mulvaney is unreliable. This is specious 2+2=5 stuff he’s spouting. So many good examples of Trump’s fascism… hopefully they were smeared across Mulvaney’s face.

It is a war. And when Trump exhales the last of his toxic fumes, the republicans won’t stop. They are why he can break the law. They are why his EO’s are followed. It’s always the collaborators.

It’s their job to represent their constituents. Not to vote on legislation. But… that’s the observation you came away with? The unconstitutional arrests of political opponents was your “wait…” moment?

Listen, Faber, if you’re afraid the billionaires who used the system to hijack their wealth are going to leave when you ask for fairness, you change the system. It is a national issue, and it needs to stop.