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Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

742 Followers  |  465 Following  |  7,325 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023  |  1.7179

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@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social I’d die to have a Koonce and Kuntz on the team

11.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
This guy:

11.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No consequences

11.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here we go

11.02.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text.

Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.

10.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3835    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 27
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a man in a suit and tie says my man ALT: a man in a suit and tie says my man
10.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s what’s up.

10.02.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16668    πŸ” 2350    πŸ’¬ 281    πŸ“Œ 109

typos matter

10.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Norwegian cryathlete

10.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of wrestlers putting their hands together with aew 2020 all rights reserved ALT: a group of wrestlers putting their hands together with aew 2020 all rights reserved

Too sweet

10.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Swelling’s back

10.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many children came back?

10.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SnH

10.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me seeing the Heat score (I no longer care to watch the games)

10.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No

10.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They lost me, they can’t even make me care.

10.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly mid

10.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn

09.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolphins level incompetence

09.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm

09.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that isn't in English.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHb7...

09.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling . ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling .
09.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,696 2/6

β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

09.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, πŸ“Έ by @ScottStrazzante

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11794    πŸ” 2639    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 65

they performed American Idiot

09.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2479    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 7

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

09.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5157    πŸ” 817    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 51

That was the best

09.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Dat ass

09.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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