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Nicholas Hollands

@moogthedog.bsky.social

He/Him. Chubby, Funny, Gay.

47 Followers  |  40 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7661

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The oggin being well and truly flogged.

09.05.2025 15:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My breathing is terrible.

Quick look around our stateroom before I make it a complete state room. (it's actually a minisuite, but then the gag doesnt work.)

08.05.2025 16:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Aaaand we're on holiday. The Emerald Princess will gently guide us round the Baltics.

08.05.2025 10:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think it's more what I've eaten.

17.02.2025 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In the worst way.

17.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go to YouTube and look up 'dam spillway opening'

That.

17.02.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ridiculously accurate.

15.02.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

15.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I shall came him Eduardo.

15.02.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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3,400 days.

More every day.

X

13.02.2025 10:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why does nobody seem to want to use 'Liar'?

10.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put some ham and pineapple in a bun today.

Because that's Hawaii roll.

10.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Turkey and bacon pot pie with stuffinge dumplings, farmhouse* buttery mash, and pee.

Nom

*couldn't be bothered to peel them.

09.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Belated best wishes!

09.02.2025 14:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's no good. I've officially reached bowl-of-allbran-before-bed territory.

09.02.2025 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that's the best version of Susan's special haircut that I've ever seen.

22.01.2025 07:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FWWWWWWFFF fwwf. Fwf.

Is this thing on?

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon.

15.01.2025 19:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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