Regular-sized Reggie

My Pendleton finally sweater arrived after the snowstorm diverted it to UPS purgatory for 3 weeks. Reckon I can wear it a couple more times before the season’s over.

Case in point? Today I’m wearing chinos, an Oxford shirt, sweater vest, and a velveteen blazer with a brocade cloth lining. I’d be sweating like a pig if the weather were any warmer (50 F)

I realize I’m saying this as a big winter storm is looming, but there’s only a few more weeks of cold weather left for me to rock my winter clothes.

Just ironed my trousers and shirts for next week at work. Now my Monday off will be stress-free. Look at me, figuring things out 2/3 of the way through life!

🇺🇸: [typing into ChatGPT] tell me how to free-base cocaine and smoke meth at the same time.

Just a wee bit longer 😆

Sweet because good for them…and bitter because I wanna be part of it too!

It’s bittersweet seeing Canada move on after the breakup with America…

As for needing more space, I have a whole CHEVY SUBURBAN parked outside! I spend a little more time and money getting it sorted out and viola! I have PLENTY of cargo space! And it’s so old that the taxes are almost nonexistent!

My daily is 12 years old, but running fine and only has 60K miles. It could probably use new shocks, but that’s maybe the equivalent of three new car payments? Plus, my insurance and property taxes stay the same (or decrease!)

Flirted with the idea of buying a new car this week. At first, I had considered moving up to something bigger than my current daily driver. However, the payment calculator quickly changed my mind!

It’s been a little over three weeks since these rascals moved in. They’re no longer roommates. The super pastel is being a picky eater. Meanwhile, the pied het albino is a sneaky garbage disposal (won’t take food from tongs, but anything left in the cage will vanish overnight.)

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties .

Meanwhile, Ukrainians looking at them like

It just hit me. This Venezuela thing is basically the plot of the Norwegian TV series, “Occupert” [“Occupied”], but with yanqui characteristics.

I’m not leaving my house until next year.

Yup! Cash payout around half that figure. Probably priced out of Toronto, but that could definitely get you a nice spot in Sunnyvale.

Failed to win the $1B Powerball lottery.

My Christmas is ruined.

Added 2 more snakes to the menagerie…

This was his goal from the start. Build the hype (and hate) train up to score a massive payday fight with an A-lister. Paul and anyone with two brain cells knew AJ would clear him, but that wasn’t the point. So he ran away for a few rounds, then faced the music and collected his check.

Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.

MegaMillions went up to $4 or $5 (claiming the upside was bigger jackpots), but PB is still $2

Shit odds for multistate lotteries in general, but when the jackpot gets this big I feel like you gotta pull the trigger.

$2 for a lightning strike chance to escape this chaos and never look back? People are *definitely* still playing.

a baby yoda is holding a cup of coffee in his hands . ALT: a baby yoda is holding a cup of coffee in his hands .

Me, after knocking out 3 loads of laundry at once because everyone else has a social life so all the machines were available.

Powerball lottery drawing is tonight. Will someone hit the $1B jackpot or will it climb higher?

Update: the switch was not the reason…and since I removed it the battery has now died.

I have a pile of sensors and other parts to install next time we get a clear day in the 50s or higher. Maybe one of those will solve the problem?

lol, not yet

You know you’ve gotten old when your Friday night becomes prime time for doing laundry and household chores.

Back on my bullshit.

Used my lunch break today to remove the cheap battery switch that I added to the Suburban. It’s a long shot, but I’ll be SO pumped if that was reason the car keeps cutting out on me at random.