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Stealinโ€™ cars and breakinโ€™ hearts. Any good bio should confirm the user is funny, cool, and ideally slightly enigmatic also. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ insta/masto: @scotscotscot

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Maybe thatโ€™s what the new โ€˜mozzarella pestoโ€™ flavour is code for

07.08.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a ยฃ7 order, maybe 14 if you get 2 salt beef.

07.08.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Person in front of me in the beigel shop was charged ยฃ41. Honestly what did they order the bag didnโ€™t look that big.

07.08.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly astounding to me that this was on such heavy rotation only a year ago. It felt like a museum piece then and it still hits hard.

05.08.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would not last 5 seconds on the squid game 3 bridge challenge

04.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d say so. You can taste when itโ€™s a stalwart in my restaurant.

31.07.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the Bechemel along with some chorizo. There was no ragu it was meant to be more of a dauphinoise vibe to have with some pork chops.

31.07.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you.

31.07.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miso lasagne for dinner I feel unstoppable.

31.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll donate it they call it the Eat The Rich party

29.07.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine winning the World Cup and the prize is to meet Keir Starmer.

28.07.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a post apocalyptic Australia which was disconnected from the rest of the world there certainly are a lot of American and now Scottish accents in this game.

25.07.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think my favourite bit is making sure the road network is expanded as much as possible tho. #deathstranding2

22.07.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Norman Reedus really said my time is limited Iโ€™m not doing dialogue for every location which feels quite retro. #deathstranding2

22.07.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the meta moment in death stranding 2 where the villian says โ€˜itโ€™s time for a good old boss fight.

22.07.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never thought id hear the word โ€˜baw-heidโ€™ in Star Trek but here we are #strangenewworlds

21.07.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah the recipes I had suggested to peel which was a fools errand.

21.07.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry but that stuff has a mind of its own. Also I am a slob.

21.07.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no I bought it once it is a contagion spreading outwards from your hands and touching every item of clothing. (On the other itโ€™s yellow so what am I complaining about)

21.07.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved. Like as not as revolutionary as we were led to believe it might be but super fun and high octane. Loved how retro and kinda cringe lots of the world building was.

19.07.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bratwife to tradwife, xcx dispensed entirely.

19.07.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s The Visitors

19.07.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually do I just purchased a t shirt with all proceeds going to a trans charity so Iโ€™ll be wearing it all the time.

14.07.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bone chapel

Bone chapel

Me at beach 19

Me at beach 19

Sign saying โ€˜do you have your summer outfit divaโ€™

Sign saying โ€˜do you have your summer outfit divaโ€™

Me at temple in ร‰vora

Me at temple in ร‰vora

Lisbon pt ii

14.07.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lisbon dump - a vibe as always

14.07.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might not know this but Too Much is actually named after the London geographical liberties they are taking in it.

14.07.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Join x

11.07.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love touching down to 20ยฐ and a light breeze

11.07.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who else on this ESTEEMED list?

11.07.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s a shame Eurovision is tainted and canceled cos Camilla Cabello has so many staging ideas to steal for next year

10.07.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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