I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993

Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993

I'm getting my final chemo. Now I get to experience three weeks of continuous anxiety waiting for my CT scan to see if it worked!

I'm going on a date with a guy 12 years younger than me. I'm bringing a handful of Werther's Originals to share.

If this joke doesn't land, he wasn't for me anyway.

I finally paid off my car loan. Now I'm ready to conquer the earth.

I've been teaching my dogs to use a dog door. The younger one understands it, but always approaches with too much speed. To counter act this she has developed a habit where she does a full 360 spin before going outside.

It's extremely cute and I don't want her to ever stop.

Trying to figure out how to date after 19 years in a relationship is a lot. How many "real dates" until we can just play video games together?

Clearer video of the masked ICE agents swapping their plates. 📸 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjv2mUG4/

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Reads: Shout out to wizards with eyes in a dark void for a face Gotta be one of my favorite genders And there are a few classic video game characters that fit the bill

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Premiering April 2nd on Dropout, the ultimate 4-episode THROWDOWN is happening on Dimension 20 with Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan and WWE Superstars Xavier Woods, Bayley, Kofi Kingston, and Chelsea Green!
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The annoying tendency of homes having the washer and dryer in the basement feels like the kind of thing you'd dive into only to find out it's all because one really weird religious guy had a specific hang-up about underwear... like when you first read about graham crackers.

I got new boots and briefly thought they would butch me up a bit. Instead, the sudden influx of masculinity somehow looped fully back around and has managed to make me even gayer than before.

I was not prepared for this.

Atari Tape Music This is the fly jam that plays when tapes are loading on an Atari 400/800 system. Think of it like the Ocean Loader only with more than four channels. Actually, it's mono. Whatever. This particular re

If you need some Atari tape playing music, I've got your back

Everyone warned me about the volume, but no one mentioned how weird and arrhythmic the sounds would be. I felt like someone was playing a joke on me for mine.

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online

the three genders

The scene in Spider Man 2 where everyone pretends they did not see his face

Everyone in New York City that recognizes the CEO assassin.

Blizzard Confirms Tracer Is Back in the Closet For Overwatch Classic IRVINE, Calif. — Following the announcement of Overwatch Classic, the limited time event in the 6v6 hero shooter Overwatch 2, Blizzard Entertainment announced that the…

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Why do they always put the broken Pringles at the bottom of the can?

They should spread them out so it isn't as disappointing.

It is incredibly unnerving to see a Bellsprout eat a salad (Pokemon Sleep). It feels wrong in a way I cannot describe.

There are two slices of bread on a plate that kind of look like butts.

Everything sucks, but I grabbed bread to make a sandwich... and the slices looked like cute lil butts.

I took a chance on some strip mall Chinese takeout yesterday. The place was completely devoid of customers (at lunch) and the reviews mentioned undercooked chicken a lot, but I was hungry.

I've made it past the 24 hour mark without illness and I feel so alive... unstoppable even.

You'd think just ASKING them how comfortable they are with computers would work... but that doesn't seem to be a very useful route.

I'm getting mixed success with "Do you have a computer at home?"

Does anyone have any tricks to quickly determine a user's level of computer knowledge?

I feel like I waste a lot of time explaining really basic stuff to people that are just being polite and letting me talk.