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An AI generated cartoon image of Governor Gavin Newsom telling the opposition what's up

Live. Laugh. LOSE.

JFC, we're doomed

If this were the big takeaway from last night's election results, we may just be fucked regardless

a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey . ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey .

If you think last night's results felt good, wait until we're dragging these motherfuckers in the 2026 Midterms

Seriously. On that note, I have no fucking clue where anyone is realistically conjuring a third term from out of this slop.

I can’t believe they called prop 50 the moment polls closed. That tells you something. Most of these races were called within 45 minutes. It’s a BLOWOUT, y’all. THAT is what we call a MANDATE.

Beast

Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

This is the photo.

Dude is simply on a whole other level. I'm so thrilled Yamamoto was awarded Series MVP too, he truly deserves it.

What a World Series for the ages. I was depressed most of Game 7 and they came through in multiple impeccable moments.

GO DODGERS!!!!!

This is amazing, thank you

Every single time the Tofu Terrors proudly threatened to fuck us ALL (as in errbody…everywhere ) leading up to November and now everywhere - mouths was closed when we honestly asked about Sudan. No concerns or sits ins or campus harassment to certain groups or derailing progress…over the horrific

If you simply vote shame them or call them by their watermelon emoji clan, they'll flock to you in droves

Another offended undecided voter

Oh dear

I average about four blocks every time I trash on the 'undecided'/'Genocide Joe'/watermelon emoji chuds; I'm surprised it's only one so far for today's comment

"interference rodents" has got to be the most interesting euphemism for "ratfucker" I've ever heard.

I will never not be nauseated by the outcome of that election.

Fuck each and every one of the enablers of such. That particularly includes the "undecideds" and "Genocide Joe" interference rodents.

Here's hoping for lights-out Yamamoto and a gas can Gausman in Game 6

There's little hope left but it still remains.

Temporary through 2030 for a reason

Wrote earlier today about how badly Dave Roberts’ infatuation with Blake Treinen hurt the Dodgers this season. On top of blowing so many games trying to “get Treinen right,” it took valuable reps away from young relievers with little experience who they now need:

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It's "routine" if, for example, the patient's brain is pudding

Beast mode on max

This dude is on another level since the NLCS.

THANK GOD for going back home with a split series

CNN video headline

LOL, per CNN website

NitraFlex Kaos White Cherry Limeade

My new go-to is fuego

Trump demolishing the East Wing of the White House to build the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom is a bigger priority to him than doing anything to help the American people, including re-opening our fucking government.

Everything to do with these bigoted dimwits is on the nose. It's evident how much they can't even help themselves from continuously lowering their own bar of awful.

@antifaoperative.bsky.social has been pointing this out for ages and people are finally catching on:

Many MAGAts enjoy abusing children, particularly sexually

They're not funding a ballroom.

They're literally handing him bribes.

This is the most disgusting era in modern times.

And everyone who supports this sleazeball is just as disgusting as he is.

I will NEVER FORGIVE THEM. Never.

I gave up on that fuck ages ago, back when he helped pave the way for this administration the first time

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

I wonder if that new ballroom will be big enough to hold a Nuremberg trial.

Shit Grimace could achieve on a bad day

LMFAOOOO