R. Lynch

Ooh, 20 min mastery? May have to knock this out...

Would've went with Hardware.

Only a mechanical Robert Vaughn could deliver the line "no more soap opera!" in such an ominous way. Total classic.

Recommend an Alien movie 👽

Seven Blood-Stained Bobsleighs.

There's a kitsch appeal to the artistic style and tone, but there's a legitimate shock factor at how earnestly hateful they could be. Kind of like Westboro, it's so blatant that at one point you had to wonder if there's really some hardcore satire behind the whole thing.

Surprise surprise! 😁

Cover of Jacked Tracts, a hardcover compilation of comics written by Danny Hellman that parody fundamentalist Christian tracts by Jack Chick. Published by Dethwurm.

This little treasure just arrived in the mail. Perfect parodies aimed directly at anyone who used to steal 'em off of windshields in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Phenomenal art with quite a few great names from the sorely missed East Coast Comicon (and hey @robinbougie.bsky.social!). So worth the wait.

The phony cards will continue (on the other thing at least) until morale improves.

Post a rabbit 🐇

That was Starcrash for me, which skipped the heyday of DVD and dropped well into the Blu-ray era.

"It's not easy being Pink."

I'm shocked Anchor Bay didn't snag this back in the '00s.

Movie poster for the 1979 Nai Bonet disco vampire film Nocturna.

The glorious disco disasterpiece Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula never even made it to laserdisc (or even a priced-to-own VHS release). Ripe candidste for one of the boutiques, but at leastv a barely watchable rip is floating around.

Me coded characters:

Tom Araya, Alice Cooper, Dave Mustaine and Blackie Lawless are all headscratchers, but still less baffling than John Lydon and Exene Cervenka.

Here it is, again, and it's called RSD NO FOMO. Camper Van Beethoven's Tusk and live Jeff Buckley are maybes floating in a disappointing sea of contract obligation filler.

Wow, looking a lot like an inked-up Monique Parent.

The latest one had so much '90s Trek heart without feeling like a novel throwback.

I've never wanted something deep fried more than this.

Mel's awesome, so this is on the radar. Used to feature her often on WPG back at the other place, was bummed she didn't hang around here too long.

Wow, old home town. Used to get my comics and Garbage Pail Kids at "Hummel's News, Booze, Deli & Video"!

Nutter Butter
Crispy Nankhatai Cardamon
Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies
Keebler Fudge Magic Middles

Print ad for Amiga game Future Basketball (violent cartoony cyberpunk sports).

Yes, originally released as Future Basketball. Also for the Atari ST and later ported to the SNES. Has a rep for being a stinker, but also has a cult following (like Shaq-Fu).

Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom

Digital Pinball: Necronomicon

Pu-Li-Ru-La

Radiant Silvergun

It's been a Saturn Saturday. #RetroAchievements

Screenshot of futustic sports game Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball for the SNES.

Discovering Speedball was a revelation after being something of a rare fan of Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image, 1983 Fleer Baseball style.

I treasure my complete Tandy Computer Whiz Kids collection.

Or a starship.

Can't wait until this chains all the way down to My Factor? Alternative.