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@jcqlynmg.bsky.social

Jaded but hopeful

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Latest posts by jcqlynmg.bsky.social on Bluesky

The act of “signing” for anything is purely performative at this point. Like I have no idea what I just scribbled on that pad, I don’t even know what you’re comparing it to anymore and I probably can’t even convincingly even forge my own signature but sure let’s keep on doing this forever I guess

25.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 305    🔁 13    💬 8    📌 1

I think there should be a universally recognized “no guilt trip” amnesty for cancelling plans you agreed to more than six months ago. Like, I have lived several lives since January and I’ve grown old and weary and I mean yes, congrats on the wedding and stuff but
listen…

30.05.2025 14:48 — 👍 277    🔁 14    💬 8    📌 3

Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.

28.04.2025 20:06 — 👍 443    🔁 28    💬 42    📌 4
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Good morning #BlueSky 😁💙

Me at the gym. 😂

26.04.2025 15:47 — 👍 5193    🔁 533    💬 154    📌 42

The act of sending loved ones little videos and memes and things throughout the day is called “pebbling” because penguins often leave little rocks in the nests of those they care about as a sign of affection. Today is world penguin day, so if someone sends you this post, know you’ve been pebbled ;)

25.04.2025 16:22 — 👍 568    🔁 103    💬 17    📌 8

Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore

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did you take your meds
did you eat something
did you construct a totem to ward off the ancient evil

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Wishing I was doing something I want to do while doing the right thing.

27.03.2025 20:42 — 👍 73    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 0

human beings can't be "illegal", hope that helps 💜

27.03.2025 19:03 — 👍 359    🔁 84    💬 5    📌 1

What I lack in motivation I make up for in finding places to sit down.

25.03.2025 12:51 — 👍 284    🔁 103    💬 5    📌 2

i'm beauty and i'm grace
i put coffee in my face

21.03.2025 12:35 — 👍 189    🔁 43    💬 8    📌 0

Now would be a great time for a mysterious elderly relative I've never met before to die and leave me a haunted castle by a lake in the deep woods

21.03.2025 00:44 — 👍 43    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 2

I still get asked why I don't like to go out and it's like look, if you can find another place that has my pets, my favorite snacks, my person, my couch, my TV, my books, my own personal bathroom, and where I have complete control over the guest list, then I will totally meet you there

19.03.2025 14:06 — 👍 420    🔁 42    💬 14    📌 3

if i was ever given riddles to get past a bridge i would just turn around and go home to bed

16.03.2025 05:49 — 👍 235    🔁 71    💬 8    📌 0

Embracing nihilistic optimism. Maybe things will not matter in a better way tomorrow

14.03.2025 16:29 — 👍 429    🔁 118    💬 10    📌 7
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Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore

13.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 5292    🔁 460    💬 150    📌 47

Trying to train my immune system to attack my enemies instead.

12.03.2025 19:13 — 👍 499    🔁 89    💬 20    📌 5

I’m sorry I am sure you have an excellent point but they took away the hour I had allocated to care about it

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May your days be many and your hoodie strings always be even

09.03.2025 00:21 — 👍 696    🔁 34    💬 13    📌 3

I’m not losing an hour this weekend. That hour is losing me.

08.03.2025 20:22 — 👍 680    🔁 154    💬 12    📌 5
Coffee owls

Coffee owls

☕☕☕

05.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 150    🔁 19    💬 11    📌 1

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

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