Someone needs to cleanse the foul spirit that keeps his corpse walking amongst us. It's time for Dracula to get back in his coffin.
27.10.2025 21:55 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@kingnobody.bsky.social
His Royal Inadequateness King Nobody I, Sovereign Ruler of Nowhere, Keeper of the Unimpressive and Guardian of the Insignificance.
Someone needs to cleanse the foul spirit that keeps his corpse walking amongst us. It's time for Dracula to get back in his coffin.
27.10.2025 21:55 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is the first time that I've seen you out of clown makeup...
23.10.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a Canadian, I would just like to say LMAO
23.10.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You just read the Stormlight Archive, didn't you? Or maybe you tried LSD for the first time...
21.10.2025 06:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He embodies the filthy hateful incel audience that he has cultivated.
21.10.2025 06:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clean up your side of the lakes, you stingy polluting Americans.
19.10.2025 19:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's... not what cathouse means.
19.10.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aren't you a well-off celebrity with connections in the entertainment industry from Hollywood to London to New York? Don't YOU know enough people and have enough pull to get this done? If not, I'm sure you know someone who does. You were in the MCU with all the celebrities and famous directors...
19.10.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He heard that there was a man with a voracious sexual appetite...
06.10.2025 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries
05.10.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I only socialize with nerds. Normies are too boring...
05.10.2025 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Prison will not be kind to Kash Patel.
04.10.2025 17:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a question: How would you ensure that the users on Blacksky are actually black and not chuds in digital blackface there to harass, threaten, and doxx? So far, no one has managed to create a single social media space that hasn't been overrun with chuds... They're very persistent.
04.10.2025 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0How was your tour of duty in the Portland warzone? Were you wounded by the "rampaging armies of Antifa radicals" that are supposedly all over? The microbreweries, farmers markets, and overpriced coffee shops must be terrifying...
03.10.2025 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We should be investing in geothermal power instead
01.10.2025 08:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Understandable, they haven't performed since the early 90s. I did dig their song "Walk Like An Egyptian" though...
30.09.2025 07:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody wants Pierre Poilievre to do anything except go away.
29.09.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is that caption on a picture of Wil Wheaton and Chappell Roan?
29.09.2025 16:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is Moldova a real country? I thought it was where they said Viggo The Carpathian was from in Ghostbusters II.
27.09.2025 14:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm from Alberta, and I think she's a treasonous thief and racist.
27.09.2025 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is one sad kitty...
23.09.2025 02:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old and out of touch doesn't cover it. They're funded by AIPAC, Saudi Arabia, military contractors, and Silicon Valley. They. Are. In. On. It. They'll throw the whole world into a grinder before they give up their wealth and privilege, or their "right" to inflict violence with impunity.
21.09.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not the base, the Democratic leadership. They're in on it. They're bought and paid for by the corporate wing of the fascist conspiracy. How else do you explain their inaction and even complicity on so many issues? How else do explain their continued support of legislation that defies their base?
21.09.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0They're in on it.
21.09.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0democrats love saying "we need a bigger tent" and doing absolutely nothing to appeal to the 1/3rd of the population to their left
20.09.2025 16:09 β π 165 π 26 π¬ 20 π 1Ok, that's it... Reality is an illusion and existence is a lie. I'm going to go live in a cave with a raccoon.
19.09.2025 17:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never "signed in" to any protest I've ever been at. I hear about it, I show up, and I help wherever I can. There's always shit that needs lifting/moving or distributing and whatnot. I've never been required to sign some sort of guest list or register in advance... That sounds stupid and risky.
19.09.2025 16:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm making chili tonight. I'm going to make a WHOPPING big batch so I can freeze most of it for storage and sharing.
19.09.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm super pissed about this shit and the government will be hearing from me.
19.09.2025 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Russia, the US, Saudi Arabia, and Israel must be stopped. This monstrous behaviour has to end.
19.09.2025 03:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0