Mollie F

Happy DK day to you. Hope you don’t have to draw anything you don’t want to draw.

Thirteen is a queer love story. Fight me.

All billionaires are bad. 👍

Ah. Insomniac took over Warped Tour. Math is mathing now.

Grateful for books.

Steve Scalise has clearly never worked for tips or received medicaid. What a total garbage monster.

Stephen Miller has always sucked.

This is all trash.

Never beating the allegations. 😂

What is “finishing a game”? Signed, someone who solely plays Planet Zoo and Animal Crossing. 😎

Coincidentally, both podcasts referenced the same article this week, which is kind of bonkers, but was also helpful to hear as a perpetually online person who frequently shouts “how can you afford that?” at Instagram.

When I meet people whose Podcasts I listen to or books I’ve read, and they’re absolutely dreamy, lovely humans? The best. (For the record, people who create things other folks enjoy are allowed to have bad days, too!) Anyway… everyone should listen to Glamorous Trash and Vibe Check, I guess. ✨

Magical thinking is so bonkers, because why am I over here thinking my hair length and the Kings have anything to do with possible future employment?

Pretty sure all the Laurie/Jo scenes in the 1994 Little Women are some kind of bi panic core memory whathaveyou bits and bobbles.

I’m sorry, when did she become a teenager though??? Were you not finding her baby socks in your pocket yesterday?

You think I can resist Red XIII riding a Chocobo? Absolutely not. (Also you are just so dang talented!)

Welp. My suitcase is just going to be mostly Maddie, I guess.

@booker.senate.gov is absolutely killing it. I’ve listened to nearly 2 hours, and this is what representing one’s constituents looks like. Was stoked to hear @padilla.senate.gov after calling his office regularly asking questions on behalf of CA. Love this.

It’s difficult when the previous 15 years of work were directed towards a totally different career. Hard to convince someone I have experience in those worlds when it’s been that long. 🥴

Oh, all jobs are hard to get at the moment. This timeline is trash. I meant I’m working on retraining my brain to suppress the desire to tell someone off for being rude (though I guess that applies to all jobs) and remembering how to carry multiple hot plates.

I’m at the trying-to-hone-my-other-skills (service and retail) part of the hunt, so I feel you. You’re so dang talented. Let me know via DM or linkedin what you’re applying for so I can flag if I know anyone on those crews. (You have a lot of resources via the dumb babies - use them!)

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be anywhere near other humans…

Just like the song goes: Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be anywhere near other humans.

Y’all ever accidentally tell a Tony-nominated actor to clown your former boss as a goof? No? Me neither.

Bruh. Can’t wait to existential crisis with you tomorrow.

I have before. I’m not like constantly hanging out surrounded by seeable spirits. (Though I mean technically, we’re all constantly surrounded by spirits, but you know what I mean…)

*Jon Ossoff* just announced he's voting no. You think that happened out of nowhere? CALL YOUR SENATORS. 👇

I’m very close to throwing my phone into a bog and bringing back the pager.