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Illinois State grad; History Educator, MAEL Vast cognitive catalog of baseball minutiae and local food options. PANDAS parent in the burbs of Chicago.

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Skills over content was always a false promise. Without domain knowledge, all the skills in the world don’t help students.

Ed Tech generative AI hucksters are just doubling down on that failed model. After they’re done, students won’t have the skills or knowledge they need.

09.07.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservative purview of government intervention:

β€œDon’t call us. We’ll call you.”
β€œWhen we call you, you better immediately respond.”
β€œIf you don’t immediately respond, we’ll be devastated.”
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β€œVote red! Get government out of our lives!”

08.07.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am SHOCKED Governor Abbott didn’t have razorblades lining the floodwaters.

06.07.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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4th of July parade. No irony detected.

04.07.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lovely

02.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDesperately wants to lead that walk, but can’t play a flute or lead.”

30.06.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy Tuberville is a walking ad hominem.

27.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I use that fantastic headlining pol cartoon every year in class. As relevant today as ever with the rich, (sometimes) metaphorically well-fed white aristocrats gatekeeping the same hand that fed them. Even 7th graders get it.

25.06.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I trust that DJT knows more than me about:

1) hookers
2) tanning sprays
3) grifting

That’s it.

24.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And I’m often wrong

24.06.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is clearly what he meant.

23.06.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JD, I’m pretty sure nuclear programs don’t kill people. People kill people.

22.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a related story, I’m in public education so some segments of our populace may say I’m already institutionalized. So I got that going for me.

22.06.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Political disgrace in Illinois is as assured as expressway construction.

22.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get the NY fascination w Cuomo. As an Illinoisan if I was compelled to back a Chicago mayor race run by Blago, please institutionalize me.

22.06.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I’d almost prefer dumb right now. Seems like a step up

22.06.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, 200 hours consecutively on the interminable River Raid is also achievable. I’ll throw my hat in the ring with Pitfall, Ms PacMan and Gauntlet

21.06.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone in the academic trenches so to speak, I think we’ve all been eyewitnesses to the delegitimization of social sciences over the last few decades. Particularly history and civics. The results are apparent.

20.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I use Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter as a reference to the suspension of habeas corpus in class all the time.

20.06.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Who’s going to be the aging U.S. President in 20 years exiting Iran awkwardly after two decades of global chaos, trillions of wasted dollars and Trumps family pockets lined with endless currency as they host daytime idiot punditry?

20.06.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s terrible, and what’s more, if it’s pointed out, suddenly accusations of the β€œgrammar police” come out. What happened to taking a moment to not be careless? Another uphill battle with my students I suppose…

20.06.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a barleywine kind of evening.

20.06.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fortnight Fascist

19.06.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daily reminder on this particular day, Juneteenth, that our government and the white Christian patriarchy has a sordid history of invoking some mythical divine inequity. The Mudsill Theory:

19.06.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Brutal.

19.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy cow. What highway in this area is anyone doing 75 on…unless, wait…was he on the shoulder of the Eisenhower?

19.06.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is more like it…

18.06.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause Saturday Night’s Marmite for Fighting. I’ll show myself out.

18.06.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The message of the No Kings protest reverberates through this video. This is absolute insanity. We, who demand constitutionality, are ALL Brad Lander.

17.06.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never forgive myself for reading his book.

17.06.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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