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So icky. Maybe it’s breeder propaganda for the low birth rate? They said wrap it up, f slur Barbie! You need to pander to the male gaze, STAT. Girl writing about a basketball hoop at the end of the driveway to pander to her poor fans, like she doesn’t have a whole basketball court on a jet. Ok girl

Ok I’m glad it’s not just me, like I got through 5-6 songs last night and went to bed. Finished it a few times today and thought, wow our girl is mean and not very clever. It’s just like…lacking depth and vibes

Thank goodness she became an international pop star, otherwise she would’ve become a mean girl nurse or real estate agent in her hometown.

Actor Glenn Strange (1899 – 1973) holds actress Ann Blyth (b. 1928) aloft in his arms on the Universal Pictures lot, 1948. Strange is costume for his title role as the Monster in 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘔𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯; Blyth is in costume for her lead role in 𝘔𝘳. 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 & 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥 (complete with a simmering fish tail over her legs and waist). She is smiling playfully as she strokes Strange’s chin with her right hand.

Glenn Strange (1899 – 1973) gives Ann Blyth (b. 1928) a lift on the Universal Pictures lot, 1948

At the time, Strange was co-starring in 𝘈𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵 & 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘔𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯; Blyth was playing the lead role in 𝘔𝘳. 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 & 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥.

Ms. Blyth celebrated her 97th birthday on August 16, 2025.

Okayy 🔥🔥

Hope y’all don’t mind an outfit repeater, taking a page out of Lizzie McGuire’s book over here.
I want to wear my outfit for HSLOT for the rapture tomorrow.

That Taylor cardigan looks itchy asf

Whoever it was won’t be missed, and I’m assuming they read at a fifth grade level and haven’t unlocked the human empathy feature yet.

Lol I posted a photo of Dr Dillamond and a quote about fascist oppression silencing your voice, and someone unfriended me. That’s where they drew the line? Lmao.

Dude same, it was unreal. I had to lay down asap.
Can’t wait for more hangs soon 😅🫶🏼

We were so sweaty and gross haha, it was fun and that cheesecake was sinful 🤌🏻

How it feels to go outside in a full beat rn

Speaking of air signs, ily.

I love when the moon is in Aquarius (or any air sign) because I’m even funnier and more insufferable than normal, and I love that for me.

I feel like Thunderbolts could’ve been an email.

The clock switches to 12:12 am.

A grainy video appears on screen. Taylor Swift appears in what seems to be an ISIS bandana.

She leads the president into view he is tied up and gagged, she pulls out a large ornate scimitar.

Swift begins to sing a song from her new album.

Another controversial thought: I’d rather chew metal than do a calico hair color. Only like 15% of those look good, you know what I mean?

I miss my sweet boy 💔🧡

My controversial opinion is that it is unfair that turtles get to live so long, and dogs do not.

Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”

2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”

A bridge is packed with people, with scattered pride flags in the crowd. A headline reads: "Budapest Pride Parade Was Bigger Than Ever, Despite Government Ban." Photo by Janos Kummer/Getty Images.

More than 100,000 people marched in Hungary’s annual Pride parade in Budapest on Saturday after Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s ban on the event backfired, turning what is usually a low-key parade into a mass rally against his government. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/28/w...

Very sad to wake up and not actually be dating Willem Dafoe.

Me, talking about a miscarriage, my roommate interrupts me—“is there a mister carriage?”

God dammit.

“.. Jesus, that ear. He should donate it to the Smithsonian. .. He made all his records with four tracks, but you couldn't make his records if you had a hundred tracks today.”

- Bob Dylan, on Brian Wilson #RIP

“Good Vibrations” (1966)

Telling someone you once performed choreo & glee arrangements on a moving,
25 ft flat bed trailer sounds absolutely made up, but that’s just the reality of a Midwest choir director with nothing but audacity and a dream.

Someone in the salon next door laughs like the clown from Metalocalypse and I can’t deal.

How’re you gonna release a trailer with For Good during Pride? I hate you, #Wicked. You unfortunately know your audience, which may or may not be in gay shambles. 💚💖

The smartest and best achievement we ever did as humans was domesticating dogs.