Rob Pinelli

Now now, what would be their incentive structure for doing something like that?

Dipshit U's archrival. What an embarrassing mix-up.

Perhaps swap in the occasional Trumpian "obviously" or "as you well know."

Yes, but unlike when our parents said it, our music really is the best.

To wit: two of your examples are sampled in Living Colour's "Cult of Personality."

Big if true.

Hopefully the cops are water-type and not ground-type.

Or three-phase 480.

Perhaps a German phrase would be handy here, "nudelbedauern"

Much closer to a tetrazzini than a carbonara but... dio mio!

I used to mind them much less when it was felt more like a window on democracy in action and less a source of existential terror.

It's a fine companion to post-prandial!

See if you can work "antejentacular" into there as well for bonus points!

Presumably "excited Labrador" was rejected.

Waste not and all.

JD Vance = Ted McGinley?

Edam & weep.

October surprise, NYT headline: Crunch Campaign Rocked in Final Days by Allegations of Roof-of-Mouth Cutting

Fond memories of fraternity jackassery...
"The meeting is called to order."
"Motion to adjourn!"
"Seconded!"
*sigh*

I will die on this hill.

The Rosetta Stone of politics AFAIC.

Counterpoint: The Quest for a New Vision of Minding Your Own Fucking Business

Jesus, look at the Hulu on you!

It is what I as a Jets fan and we as a nation deserve.

I think they inadvertently express this sentiment themselves with the slogan "No more bullshit!"

Perl is out of vogue now but it's still my favorite "git 'er done!" language, especially for one-off tasks.

FOMO: fear of missing Onanism

Gonna be lit when Dark Brandon wins WV.

Wasn't this the premise of Metalocalypse?