📎Meretricious Metrician📎(Clippy Takeover Edition)

Reversible Meat Tenderizer is a good album name

Don’t let the opening turn you off. Keep watching.

simply not playing fair

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“Rage red” for the Iliad

Submitting some 2026 colour ideas to @pantone in case it’s not too late for them to change their mind (more in thread)🏺🎨

Thinking I might get really into bezoars. Maybe I'll finally be the one who figures out alchemy, how hard can it be. "As above, so below" is pretty straightforward, I think those guys were just dumb as shit

We don't talk enough about what a fun name the Fine Young Cannibals is.

Drives me crazy

The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S

Introducing the Cool S, For Her™

Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

My favourite holiday meme

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

i don't want a unifying Dem who promises to return to good government.

i want an angel of death who promises the government the reconstruction amendments promise.

the downside is that i might also learn that

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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

Transgender women have been playing women’s tennis in USTA for 50 years!

a graphic that has the bluesky logo and reads: Your posting age 38

the results are in for all of bluesky

Further evidence?

A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."

Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family

Not my duran, not my duran.

From the Far Side collection

#RealAcademicBios

How it feels to chew Big 5 gum