Grunkle Harm

well who would not be overwhelmed to tears at such an incredible display of reading comprehension?!?

sssshhhh, snipers

Damn, you really understood that skeet. Yes, everybody who has ever read a memoir is stupid or insane, and you are the only person brave enough to speak this truth aloud. Please hide your identity and take yourself off the grid, as your insights are too powerful and the CIA will surely silence you.

Lilli, i love you so much and i am sorry you accidentally skeeted a batsignal for fighty dumbasses that want to yell at you about their incompetent billionaire blorbos

I think the only truly uncontroversial opinion i have about book piracy is that crimes are easier to get away with if you learn to shut the fuck up about them

Tura Satana the queen forever. She wrote most of her own dialogue for this movie too. The Mae West of beating the shit out of people

Udo Kier

Udo Kier film should not be streamed on Netflix. envelop yourself I. the darkness of the movie hall and submit to the artist's vision

RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:

photo of a homemade cake covered in chocolate frosting with the words “good job not dying” scrawled on it in red

today is one year since i finished active cancer treatment. i made myself a cake and threw some words about the occasion up on my newsletter. amaxtraphagan.com/cancerversary/

Isometric fanart of multiple Majima Everywhere encounters from Yakuza Kiwami. Majima runs into Kiryu in different parts of a Kamurocho street corner in various disguises or hiding spots. Goromi, Hannya-Man, and 24-Hour Cinderella are among Majima's disguises.

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza

guitar thing 11/20/2025

mood: it's 2:30 a.m. at a diner and you're drinking the worst coffee you've ever had in your life and you're thankful anyway because it's better than nothing

It baffles me. People should grow and change! It's a positive thing!

I think this is why it stings so much when a cis person tells you they've mourned you. "You've changed in ways i don't understand so you're dead to me now" is for some reason a thing cis people feel comfortable saying to trans people they supposedly love. Wildly cruel, unbelievably common.

I don't want anything to be stolen by AI, but i already got ripped off and tech has deep pockets, also it would be fun to pay for food and shelter

Today in the glamorous world of publishing: shamefully crossing my fingers that the anthology projects that didn't pay me for my work got stolen by AI so i might get a settlement payout

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

my little creepy crawler ♥️

can testify this is a fact; i recognized y'all on social media because this shirt appears frequently in our household

Thank you! I'm having a lot of fun goofing off with crafts these days.

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

A Happy Halloween sign from the dollar store that features a bunch of pastel/jewel tone pink and orange pumpkins It's screencapped from someone's blog because i didn't think to take a photo of the thing before i got started. Shitty craft club doesn't have time for appropriately documenting things.

Just for comparison, here's the original sign i repurposed. I was able to use the pumpkins to provide a color palette and create some swirly background elements. I used the "H" in "happy" to create a little stand for the tattoos to sit on. I love making stuff out of garbage!

A pink- and-orange collection of rhinestones and stickers, including Sanrio characters and lots of cute halloween shapes. Mounted on top is a pack of temporary tattoos featuring the ghost from the Pink Opaque, the fictional tv show in I SAW THE TV GLOW.

Today in ephemera: i snagged some I SAW THE TV GLOW temp tattoos during the original run and they've been sitting in a drawer ever since. I repurposed a Halloween sign into a shadowbox display so i could show them off. Pictures don't do the rhinestones justice, but I'm pleased with it.

Bandit plays with the feather wand now! She didn't give a fuck about toys before this!!!

!!!!!!!!

One final bump for my TCM program tonight. I hope you'll be able to check it out. Love y'all.

bandit and BB the kitten hanging out on the couch together

🚨 RELUCTANT FRIENDS 🚨

Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

There is a scene in the movie where Mother congratulates a synth for capturing a specimen by saying "we are truly building better worlds" and all i could think of was the titular line sketch

I think it's inscribed on my frontal lobe, probably somewhere next to an explanation of what ass pennies are