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Chilidog Garand

@chilidoggarand.bsky.social

He/him. Pleasantly morose Linux nerd. Raiser of black flags, reader of books, and hammock enjoyer.

79 Followers  |  58 Following  |  297 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2024  |  2.1156

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Behold: a woman.

08.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It happened again

08.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21004    πŸ” 3442    πŸ’¬ 685    πŸ“Œ 356

It's good to see RaceTrac vs QuikTrip discourse happening in the yankee states.

07.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey i got an idea, it's real good

maybe we should like...treat disenfranchised people like people

07.08.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whether or not this is a joke or something real, it's missing a punch line.

Good night, everybody!

06.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is "Learning A Lot Of Things I Didn't Want To Know About Streamers I Actively Dislike" day, and for some god damn reason it's all weird cum stuff.

06.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"

06.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1773    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

I blew someone's mind at work showing them the sort function on Excel after they spent like 5 minutes ranting that "this is all out of order, how lazy can you be."

I work in a datacenter. Like, we all work inside the internet itself. It blows my mind.

06.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pop culture enjoyers: not everything needs an in-depth analysis about symbolism and metaphor

Also pop culture enjoyers: the way walts head is reflected in the damaged quarter panel of the car he's looking at is foreshadowing his death. also isn't it funny that hank says speed is gonna kill walt jr?

06.08.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

06.08.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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accidental timeline coinkydink

05.08.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newsom will not be able to win national office, no matter how many marginalized groups he throws under the bus. Cross him off the list now so it doesn’t come down to him as the presidential nominee. We can and should do better!

05.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3273    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 13
DM: As you enter the town, you notice the disparity of wealth between the moneyed and the working class.

Me and the boys:

[Image: Painting, Explaining Simple Things (1965,) Ildar Khanov (1940 - 2013.) Lenin at a table surrounded by workers in Soviet propaganda style.)

DM: As you enter the town, you notice the disparity of wealth between the moneyed and the working class. Me and the boys: [Image: Painting, Explaining Simple Things (1965,) Ildar Khanov (1940 - 2013.) Lenin at a table surrounded by workers in Soviet propaganda style.)

11.12.2024 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

if you quote the opinion of an LLM in your journalistic endeavors, you should be put in The Device

04.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just accidentally pressed something in Firefox and found a sidebar I never knew existed. The first entry was "Talk to AI Chatbot" and all I could think was "why?"

04.08.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's always "don't out people" until the tabloids post sydney sweeney's republican party registration, huh?

04.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

If you or anyone you know works at Cursor, I would love to talk to you. Ezitron.76 on Signal. I have questions and will protect your/their identity.

04.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tired of hearing that we need to "teach our students how to use AI" when the thing they most need to use it is a critical-thinking skill set that can only be acquired by NOT using it. I'm tired of hearing that it's inevitable. I'm tired.

01.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2384    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 35

"When ze rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
'It'z not my department' says Werner Von Braun"

Quite honestly some of the best songwriting ever done.

03.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poopensharten if a maen

03.08.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New strategy: teaching my kid to mod java

02.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that in the lifetime of my brother's oldest child, Minecraft went from being a fun game to play with kids to being a parental nightmare of microtransactions. I'm torn between being glad to see modders/content creators make money and being frustrated that my kid thinks all the fun is paywalled

02.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure, but I know you can find Swords Without Master in issue #3 of Worlds Without Master.

02.08.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah, #lobot was born for this baby

02.08.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.

31.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5525    πŸ” 1187    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 48

The door opens and there he stands, our hero, our knight errant, the man who has arrived to do what no one else can muster the courage to do: fix the printer.

01.08.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Are You the Player or the Player Character?  (Or Both...?)
YouTube video by Man Alone Are You the Player or the Player Character? (Or Both...?)

This video might be my favorite he's done so far, but I haven't watched them all yet. It gave me so much to think about I wasn't even sure if I was watching RPG youtubers anymore.

31.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the good side, lol. Dungeon Master is just such a weird term to me.

31.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Step 1 to Finally SIT and ACTUALLY Play your first SoloRPG: Be Honest About the Stories You Love.
YouTube video by Man Alone Step 1 to Finally SIT and ACTUALLY Play your first SoloRPG: Be Honest About the Stories You Love.

I am once again imploring you to spend an hour or two enjoying my favorite RPG-adjacent YouTuber, Man Alone. His content is supposedly focused on solo RPGs, but he has a true knack for melding academic analysis of media with RPG nerdery.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-um...

31.07.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone is sharing unhinged TTRPG opinions, so here's one that got me real downvoted on Reddit once: if you call yourself the DM instead of the GM, I judge you a little bit.

31.07.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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