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Yeah but lots of us have THOUGHT about it.

Boom. 10 years in jail!

Trump administration pushes for tougher gun laws.

"Siri, what do you call a country where masked gangs abduct people off the streets, officials openly accept bribes from CEOs, and military checkpoints are set up in the capital?"

To be fair, they also use Skype.

It's the least important part of all this, but the idea of Captain Gilding lecturing anyone on "elegance"...

Every second Tuesday of the month. At a back table in the local Denny's. Usually there is punch and pie.

Only thing I want to hear from people who thought a Harris presidency and THIS would be basically the same is some version of the following statement, "wow, I really fucked up, here's what I plan to do to make amends"

DIBS ON GRAPE!

You never know who you’ll run into while livestreaming a roadtrip across your congressional district! It’s been so fun meeting constituents in every part of the district today, both intentionally and not.

"Copyright class actions could financially run the AI industry."

Oh no.

Anyway...

I feel as though the denial of meaning to the literal spoken intent of people like Kennedy and Trump is potentially the end of the experiment

Autocracy would be somewhat palatable if it weren't so mind-numbingly stupid.

For me, it's the "okay" at the end that sells it. Sounds just like my Dad when imparting some sage wisdom.

I'm convinced at least half of his remaining support is due to the fact no one bothers to actually watch him.

It doesn't even take long. Take 22 seconds and bask in the stupid.

So... Texas openly admitting they want to steal five additional Republican seats is now a "national redistricting push."

Got it.

Who's gonna tell him he's holding it upside down?

Wanna See JB Pritzker Supporting Texas Dems And Democracy? Of Course You Do! Pritzker says Republicans are afraid of losing in 2026, 'and they should be.'

He invited TX cops & FBI to “take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them."

It's Illinois's own "bless your heart."

Wanna See JB Pritzker Supporting Texas Dems And Democracy? Of Course You Do!
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A common refrain among these pundits-turned-officials is "OMG YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WORK?!?"

Just a reminder that in many cases, 14-year-olds haven't even started high school.

But by all means, let's stop "coddling" them and send them to big boy prisons.

Trump announcing he will redo the census has exactly the same legal basis as Biden declaring the Second Amendment null and void.

Media coverage should reflect this.

Not that I'm holding my breath.

Among the most infuriating things about these people's wrongness is just how CERTAIN they are of that wrongness -- and how righteous they believe themselves to be.

Casually denying the rights of other human beings while dressed like the emcee for a country club closest to the pin contest is pretty on brand actually.

1) Yes, they absolutely fucking *do* have a right to due process.

2) Equating your mass incarceration/deportation fantasies to one of the most shameful events in our country's history isn't the flex you think it is.

Do you want to open portals to Hell? Because this is how you open portals to Hell...

That sound you're hearing is tech stocks cratering.

"No, Mr. Kroger Manager -- I will *not* pay $8/lb for ground beef. The president said costs are down!"

Careful. Sean's drones might dominate you.

Well then... I guess it's case closed.

Who says shit like "unleash American drone dominance"?