wynn

holy shit this app is really just twitter but it makes me smile instead of have a mental breakdown

starscream x skywarp yaoi angst tentacle

sup fags i love gay people sm

they fucking killed the live mas account the fuckin jab killed it

hey me and my partner smelled ur pancreatic juices from across the bar and we're really digging ur vibe

i wish i was really small so i could be picked up by a giant and dipped into a vat of baja blast

took a piss so fat that i feel empty on a metaphysical level

if u juice a person and boil out the water what would that taste like

it's ok humans are more heat resilient than some dumb weak plants !!!

tankie but it's an autistic military vehicle transfem

this happened to my friend the other day (triple jabbed btw)

Bottle of Sioux City Sarsaparilla, a very dark brown glass bottle with a reddish brown label that features a cowboy opening some doors with a gun in his holster. The label says "The Grandaddy of all root beers" and "Made with can sugar" above and below the cowboy.

wtf they made new vegas real

The CEO of Taco Bell? We won’t know until his biography when it comes out that he was giving immense amounts of Crunch Wrap Supreme’s to boko haram so that they can continue to destabilize west Africa and keep palm oil cheap.

an old black and white photograph of a woman, seeming from the late 1800s or early 1900s. She is white with dark hair wearing a white dress or blouse with dots on it

omg a dead woman !!!!!

why do we allow a state that's maliciously incompetent to exist

does that include Mark King

i miss the crunchwrap supreme ::(

no it's not im sorry :(

i should make those fedposting gun and drug bots but for bluesky

i have a need for weed uwu

i wanna name a cat oppenmeowmer

im more of a woman than most cis women

I'm gonna be a senior in a couple weeks im so fuckin old holy shit

bro bluesky going public cannot come soon enough i cannot stand twitter anymore. i want it to die so bad

i think if you made your own booze, put caffeine powder in it, and poured a popper into it and drank it it would enable noclip

holy fuck.

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