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Sleeping Boston Terrier near his toys

Ooopsie poopsies yet again can’t keep up with posting on social media…heavy into lurking 💀💀💀 working late these next couple days because…tariffs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 anyways have to share this grumpasaurus, Reggie. Play is life and he’s sad I’m still tippy tap typing 🐻‍❄️🫶💖

Ok ok ok I’m getting it together…my mush brain knows walks are going to be so helpful feeling better in this dusty, crusty timeline and yet I can’t get that first one going 😫😫😫😖😖😖

This tracks…my 65 year old dad lovessssssss this caca 🙄🙄🙄 goober pie behavior

I feel this was ESPECIALLY working in corporate 😞😞😞 I feel like I’m on the verge of tears all day every day and then people on meetings and calls are like cosplaying normal life I guess? It’s exhausting 🫠🫠🫠

That is why they are all using signal though…so there isn’t documentation on whatever insane chats they have going on, unless someone else adds a wrong number 😞😞😞

Homestar is still hilarious to me…Teen Girl Squad are you kidding?!? 💀💀💀 Arrowed!!! Also I call my dog a poopsmith all the time 😂

Yesssssssssss!!!!!!!! So thankful you were able to get to him 💖💖💖

Apples are the #1 goat of all fruits…so many flavors…crunchy…crisp…and then if they are cold!?!?!? 10/10 always recommend

Boston Terrier squinting his eyes in the sun on a mountain top

Reggie is loving the vibes in the sunshine…we are also sooooooo geeked at all the Chinese factories/vendors/manufacturers absolutely CLOWNING on Tik Tok and spilling all the tea 😅😂😅😂

Sleepy Boston Terrier snuggled in blankets

Reggie is in fact OVER it…me too little man, me too 😒😒😒

I am having a harder and harder time believing I am even real 🥴🥴🥴 like everything, everywhere, constantly there is a new, fresh, bizarre thing happening to out bizarre the previous event 😭😭😭 and then saying some of these things out loud?!? How is anyone functioning!

lol the nvm is perfect 🥹😮‍💨🤘🦅🦅🦅

We need more disruption from all dems in leadership 😭😭😭 things will only get worse but also in fast forward…we can’t play by rules and decorum.

I thought the same! Old Twitter was always one of the absolute funniest places on the internet and it’s been sad to not have a replacement for good high level humor in real time

Boston terrier with a grumpy face in a sunny, grassy parking lot

Reggie’s clear disgust with the windy conditions here in WNC is also the same disgust I have for the foolery and fuckery happening everyday 😑😑😑

Sleeping Boston Terrier with his tongue sticking out

How is anyone with a human brain functioning lit-er-ahhhh-ly at all 🫠🫠🫠 I wish I could Freaky Friday switch places with this goober…just good vibes and naps and treats and toys and pets and scritches. 💖🐻‍❄️

The doctor was already deported they didn’t stop the plane leaving Logan…she’s in Paris before being sent to Lebanon tomorrow 😞😞😞

Boston Terrier peeking out window squinting his eyes in the sunshine

Reggie reporting for his Paw Patrol shift…keeping watch on the parking lot 🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

Plus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ looks like Homestar Runner

Boston Terrier with a piece of grass stuck in his lips on a sunny day

Maybe I will actually post here and share this most handsomest bo bandsomest good boy bad boy with the world. Here is Reggie doing his best farmer in the dell impression. 👨🏻‍🌾👨🏻‍🌾👨🏻‍🌾

Yikes yikes yikes…I would literally die without Zoloft 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 my OCD would over take any semblance of being a functioning human

Smiling Boston Terrier in a backyard

1st post after being here in the shadows…not sure if I’ll post anything else 😂😂😂 felt compelled to let those following me I like and reply…sometimes. Overall though I’m just a like lurker. Here is my offering for not being an interesting follow, the handsomest bo bandsomest good boy Reggie 💖🐻‍❄️

Exactly! I mean maybe if I was with a partner or wealthy enough to afford staff? 🥴🥴🥴 I was not made to do chores I was made to play outside and do crafts…not recalibrate a garbage disposal.

Hahahah yessss!!! Oh my ice maker locked up…1-800-Maintenance guys, come fix this please 🤗🤗🤗

As a lifelong renter the thought of owning a house makes me want to puke…I don’t want to do home repairs, yard work, etc. Renting to me is like paying for the convenience and I’ll never give it up 😂😂😂

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Yeah but you’re missing the point that tonight is Tariff-mas! 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 Tomorrow thanks to Santa Trump millions and millions and millions of factories will sprout from the ground and money fall from the sky. It’s our new national holiday 🦅🦅🦅

Yes! The press needs to be straight forward and blunt…and push for follow up. The other night when Scott Jennings was confronted to greet everyone like Musk did and he froze, you think it’s acceptable so go on ahead greet everyone with that gesture. Push them to say it out loud if they are so proud!

This IS absolutely the drabbiest, dustiest, boringest, lonringest navy blue there ever was! lol thank you for calling this out 😂 but also the lighter blue of the text look like a different shade compared to the reply button.