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Devonian. Don't feed the giraffe. Anonymous due to a lifelong career in fathoming the unfathomable and not wishing to be stalked.

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a man says " shut up wesley " in front of a man in a mask Alt: Captain Picard says " Shut up Wesley " to Wesley Crusher.
09.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that corrupt money and he still buys the cheapest honey.

07.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Combine it with the Panama/Paradise papers as well to see what other connections can be found.

All part of the same world.

06.02.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning.

05.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They had a joke in their recent live show along the lines of "Of course we also had contributions from many writers, such as Graham Linehan & Arthur Mathews, or as they are known as now: Arthur"

04.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was the original selling point of the NCA?

25.01.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

A modern day Pratchettesque villain.

Where's old Stoneface when needed?

20.01.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not too ill to attend, eh?

19.01.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth watching just to hear Hunt saying the phrase "Squeaky Bum Time" on live TV.

18.01.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump and Farage

Trump and Farage

A real shame if this photo went viral again today.

18.01.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2647    πŸ” 1407    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 62

We've had examples of klingon farmers fairly recently.

17.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graph from Google Trends showing an increase of searches for UK visas in the United States

Graph from Google Trends showing an increase of searches for UK visas in the United States

Chart showing where most searches have been from. The majority have from the District of Colombia.

Chart showing where most searches have been from. The majority have from the District of Colombia.

Not to alarm anyone, but the denizens of DC seem eager to visit our fair Isles.

Perhaps Rockall could be used as a reception lounge?

12.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody in The Moral Maze gets eaten by the Moral Minotaur, which is a fundamental flaw in the programme.

15.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 594    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Pepper spray in artillery form.

09.01.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a large bell in her hands ALT: a woman is holding a large bell in her hands

I regret to inform you that we have tried this several times.

14.06.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Carl comes across as a curious mix of Rebus and Sam Vimes.

V enjoyable.

13.06.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, look at this: the carbon intensity of UK electricity is currently only 32g/kWh and 86.5% of our electricity right now is coming from renewables.

Come on world, this IS possible!
And it will only get better (meaning: cleaner, healthier, less intrusive) πŸŽ‰

(graphic from grid.iamkate.com )

26.05.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 819    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11

Samsung have really fancy ones with magnetic knobs you can move around to whichever hobs you want to use.

Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.

20.04.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The whiplash of them going on about stock markets bring doomed and then plugging Vanguard or some other fund management is great craic.

14.04.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Whitehouse definitely auditioned for a joke and inadvertently got a long term job out of it. It'll end up a story on WILTY?

14.04.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry.

12.04.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Former prize-winning economic genius Liz Truss presents her successor with the most highly coveted prize conferred by stock markets and bond holders worldwide.

Former prize-winning economic genius Liz Truss presents her successor with the most highly coveted prize conferred by stock markets and bond holders worldwide.

12.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I just say that within the context of British English, this could cause severe psychological trauma if imagined.

12.04.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Volunteering to be the first vic, uh, act?

10.04.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure it's been tried multiple times before, and failed.

10.04.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the joker is wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt ALT: the joker is wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt
08.04.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a wurst case scenario.

05.04.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN: After Trump’s tariffs wiped more than $2.5 trillion off U.S. stock markets in less than a day, Liz Truss has awarded Donald Trump with the Golden Lettuce β€” the highest honor in reckless economic policy.

03.04.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

Westminster can announce an election, run it, and then have full transfer of power within 25 days.

26.03.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the good old day's of Tories infighting on WhatsApp, but somehow even less competent.

24.03.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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