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I regret to inform you that we have tried this several times.

Same. Carl comes across as a curious mix of Rebus and Sam Vimes.

V enjoyable.

Wow, look at this: the carbon intensity of UK electricity is currently only 32g/kWh and 86.5% of our electricity right now is coming from renewables.

Come on world, this IS possible!
And it will only get better (meaning: cleaner, healthier, less intrusive) 🎉

(graphic from grid.iamkate.com )

Samsung have really fancy ones with magnetic knobs you can move around to whichever hobs you want to use.

Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.

The whiplash of them going on about stock markets bring doomed and then plugging Vanguard or some other fund management is great craic.

Paul Whitehouse definitely auditioned for a joke and inadvertently got a long term job out of it. It'll end up a story on WILTY?

I'm so sorry.

Former prize-winning economic genius Liz Truss presents her successor with the most highly coveted prize conferred by stock markets and bond holders worldwide.

Can I just say that within the context of British English, this could cause severe psychological trauma if imagined.

Volunteering to be the first vic, uh, act?

I'm pretty sure it's been tried multiple times before, and failed.

That is a wurst case scenario.

JUST IN: After Trump’s tariffs wiped more than $2.5 trillion off U.S. stock markets in less than a day, Liz Truss has awarded Donald Trump with the Golden Lettuce — the highest honor in reckless economic policy.

Westminster can announce an election, run it, and then have full transfer of power within 25 days.

Reminds me of the good old day's of Tories infighting on WhatsApp, but somehow even less competent.

What's a casual 5 trillion dollar loss between mates?

The worst thing to have happened to Greggs was the introduction of the hot drinks machine. It slows the queue down to a crawl.

I just want a soss roll, dammit.

It sounds like one of those hilarious legal loopholes lawyers like to find: "It's not cancelled; it's just not departing" to circumvent the small print conditions.

Time to revert to the postwar scenario where some really rather mad people got to invent lots of very strange and wonderful bits of kit. Hope we have sufficient sheds to house them all.

We really need to get Orbex and Skyora flying sooner rather than later.

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I feel there is but one appropriate response:

They'll need to do the same for thinktanks as well, as that's a more frequent attack vector.

Has a whiff of this fine individual about it.

YouTube video by Lower Decks Boimler Can't Stop Watching Ferengi's TV Program - Star Trek Lower Decks 4x06

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Go fash, lose cash?

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Trumps chief econmic advisor has form on this

It's a military euphemism for combat.

Context is important, these statements were not made in a vacuum.

The context here is that only two countries have expressed their intent to deploy troops to Ukraine.

Vance seems to think we're as oblivious as many of his own electorate.

I hope you can reflect on your priorities.

Nice bit of nominative determinism.