beancurd snack explorer

extreme new gender spotted in the wild

especially if this is a kind of my secret stalker situation..(sy voice) he cleans my apartment and does my laundry and makes sure i eat properly, i can't possibly ask him to stop his somno tendencies

what jiang cheng says: how dare you show up here like this?
what jiang cheng means: you didn't even greet me??? do you know how much i missed you???
what wei wuxian hears: kill yourself

god fucken dambit

jiang cheng wants so badly to know his brother still loves him. would still choose him, even a little bit. that's all he fucking wanted.

jiang cheng's emotional cable management that will take 300 years to cleanly sort out

if anyone has been wondering, yes, my vpn is working, i'm just so immersed in this experience that i dont even know what to say

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i have libro.fm credits, what are good audiobooks to listen to on a flight?

china tomorrow!!!

thanks for your contributions. i am thus treating it as such in the incest spreadsheet

quick poll question: would you consider the relationship between the parents of two spouses to be an "in-law" relationship?

i should have paid more attention back when i was working there 😅

I mean this is obviously a network analysis task. But I don't have the coding skills ...

Can I use an excel spreadsheet to calculate this 🤔

On the occasion of that Incest Exchange taking tag nominations, I've started wondering how many unique incest pairings may possibly be named in mdzs fandom.
(I think if you accept pseudo, the number is practically infinite)

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You’re happy to see me, right?

i love to imagine ayao's thoughts the moment he learns a slutty babygay has become a regular third in the nielan marriage 🥰

if you wanna know where ayao is, do not worry he will never be omitted. i think he's exes with both of them and it's a very fraught relationship between the three. also xixi would cheat on nmj with ayao in the blink of an eye but ayao won't allow it (for a complex & partially crazed list of reasons)

i have also considered xue yang but i think the story would also end up very differently with him in it. like, not bad. but a very different flavour...

sizhui would work but i don't wanna give up his connection to the lan family and as much as he can have all the baby slut transgenerational incest seduction rights he wants, this is not the story for that.

i have not managed to identify a character in canon who i could cast in the role of the 20-year-old without having to fundamentally rewrite them so this is oc territory we're moving in

i've been turning this idea around in my head:
happily married nielan who get a teensy little bored* and invite some 20-year-old baby gay into their bed

*nie mingjue is actually not bored at all but he will go along with anything that makes xichen happy and you know xixi

the reference photos we were sent all look very ming dynasty (based on my limited and mostly c-drama based knowledge) and they're very nice-looking... guess i'll play it by ear once i'm there (but i may be peerpressured into it anyway)

will they give me the emperor hanfu is all i wanna know 🤓

actually i wanted to take a say-yes-to-everything gonzo approach on this trip but idk idk irdk

they are asking if i wanna do a hanfu cosplay at the forbidden city and i REALLY dont know how i feel about this

cruel, but respectable