Hold me closer, taizi dianxia

Postcanon Xichen teaching virgin Wen Ning how to dom him

Gonna make a ranking of who’s still alive to fuck Xichen now from worst to best

SOMEDAY I will have time to write about Xichen getting dicked down by his brother and brother in law at work but today is not that day

Too sad to focus at work today because I’m thinking about all the dick Xichen is not getting anymore (until he’s brave enough to ask his brother)

God what if I wrote tonight

I just think sometimes the only person who can fill that hole in your hole after your boyfriends kill each other is your little brother, you know?

Xichen with an ass tattoo that says “get-along hole”

Hi I’m obsessed with this and have been thinking about it all day

Hua Cheng getting to wear gege’s underwear all day as a reward for being a good boy

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust

If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots, babe
I just wanna be yours 💮
#HuaCheng #TGCF #Repostober

I’ve also heard the trick is to swallow the scabbard beforehand but that’s less funny

Okay so the thing about swallowing swords is (I assume) it’s very important that the sword not actually touch any part of your mouth or throat. So the first time Xie Lian swallows a man sword his reflex is to sit perfectly still and let it like. Hang there untouched.

The corporate leadership speaker bot who liked this post hello

Me: ugh nothing’s been able to get me horny lately
My brain: fat replete Xichen
Me: HNNNNNNNNGGG

Fat replete Xichen whose abdomen gets so heavy and round that he can’t even walk and *still* he gives none of it to the sect because that’s his decision, anyway his sect is strong under his leadership and doesn’t fucking need it. If he were worse at his job this could start a war.

Nutrients is so intimate and what if it stole more than your nutrients, what if it stole your will and made you do things you didn’t want to do and what if it felt so nice

Idk the next chapter of the museum fic is about trees and the forest floor and soil and I’ve been learning about symbiotic relationships between plant roots and fungi and also sometimes parasitic relationships and I think a network that builds miles and miles of veins in you and steals your

If a sect leader is replete he's supposed to give his honey to the sect but Xichen is causing a scandal by walking around with his big round belly but all of the honey he makes is for a'yao Everyone who sees him is thinking about jgy on his knees sucking honey out of his cunt and Xichen knows everyone is thinking it and that gets him so wet that he can feel his thighs sliding together under his robes

I need you all to see my vision

I would be so worried about losing my job if I did something like that

Fungal parasite kink. Like. Getting cordycepsed by your dom. This is something.

Fat replete Xichen thighs dripping with honey…

[Knifeplay/bloodplay, possessiveness kink]

Xie Lian carving "property of Xie Lian" into Hua Cheng's back, with beautiful calligraphy despite the fact that he's holding a knife and not a brush

Hua Cheng trying to hold very still and not come so Xie Lian's art won't be messed up

Honestly I would love to be a huge slut but I can’t even make myself feel attraction for a real human person

God is there any sexier ending than eternally hatefucking in a coffin?

Griffinch!!!

Big mood! 💖

Wwx likes it when lwj brushes his teeth right before going down on him. Minty fresh pussy burn.

Still trying to figure out if I like kink irl or if I just like reading and writing about it. I might enjoy it as irl blorbo roleplay but it’s harder to find someone to do that with

Wwx is screaming and crying and throwing a big baby fit about it noooooooo no stop!!!